"You don't know me! I'm a thug! I'm a real thug! I shot Tupac! That's right, we was arguin' over a parking space. I didn't kill him though, that wasn't me!"

"Lil' girl, if you don't stop POPPIN' THAT GUM-!"

"You don't know me, I'm from the old school honey. I will beat the hell outta' you first and ask questions later!"

"All my life I had to fight... I luz hahpo, But I kill him dead fo' I let him beat me!"

"It ain't what people call you, it's what you answer to."

"Bouncer at CATS: Love's a bitch, Duck. Love's a bitch."

"Annie Potts - Iona"

"James Spader - Steff McKee"

"Andrew McCarthy - Blane McDonnagh"

"Jon Cryer - Philip F. "Duckie" Dale"

"Harry Dean Stanton - Jack Walsh"

"Molly Ringwald - Andie Walsh"

"The laughter. The lovers. The friends. The fights. The talk. The hurt. The jealousy. The passion. The pressure. The real world."

"Blane's a pretty cool guy. Andie's pretty in pink. And Duckie's pretty crazy."

"He's crazy about her. She's crazy about him. He's just crazy."

"He's Good. She's Good. He's just Duckie."

"Principal: If you give off signals that you don't want to belong, people will make sure that you don't."

"You buy everything, Steff. You couldn't buy her, though, that's what's killing you, isn't it? That's it, Steff. She thinks you're shit. And deep down, you know she's right."

"Good morning! Welcome to another day of higher education!"

"This is a really volcanic ensemble you're wearing, it's really marvelous!"

"I'm off like a dirty shirt."

"We don't have none of this stuff in the boy's room! Wait a minute! We don't got none of this... we don't got doors on the stalls in the boy's room, we don't have, what is this? What's this? We don't have a candy machine in the boy's room!"

"This is an incredibly romantic moment, and you're ruining it for me!"

"It's the end of the month, they're out of toilet seat covers!"

"It's called a sense of humor - you should get one - they're nice."

"Well, that's very nice. I'm glad. Well here's... here's the point, Andie. I'm not particularly concerned with whether or not you like me, because I live to like you and... and I can't like you anymore. So... so when you're feeling real low and... and dirty, don't look to me to pump you back up 'cause... 'cause... 'cause maybe for the first time in your life I won't be there!"

"Drinking and driving don't mix, that's why I ride a bike."

"Blane? His name is Blane?! That's a major appliance, that's not a name!"

"God, Andie, I would have died for you!"

"May I admire you again today?"

"Duckie, please!"

"If somebody doesn't believe in me, I can't believe in them."

"I just want them to know that they didn't break me."

"You know, it's so insane that someone you've never met, never talked to can be your enemy."

"Andie, hon. Listen, it's after 7:00. Don't waste good lip gloss."

"[On the phone with boyfriend] Bondage has no place in my life. Since when? Since I spent the night tied up in the backseat of your car!"

"[finishes stapling records to the window display] Applause, applause, APPLAUSE."