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"Aida Turturro - Tina"
"James Gandolfini - Vinnie"
"Stephen Rea - Noel"
"I only like eating Lucky Charms and I'll die of consumption."
"Geena Davis - Angie"
"We are all broken. Those of us who are less broken need to help those who are more broken."
"William Bendix - "Pinkie" Peters"
"Dan Tobin - Gerald Howe"
"Roscoe Karns - Phil Whittaker"
"Ludwig Stössel - Dr. Lubbeck"
"Sara Haden - Matron"
"Women should be kept illiterate and clean, like canaries."
"The picture of the year!"
"Success is no fun unless you share it with someone."
"Spencer Tracy - Sam Craig"
"Minor Watson - William J. Harding"
"[on his and Tess's very short wedding ceremony] No one will ever believe we were married sober."
"Katharine Hepburn - Tess Harding"
"Fay Bainter - Ellen Whitcomb"
"Edith Evanson - Alma"
"Reginald Owen - Clayton"
"Jack Nicholson - Bill Rorich"
"John Cusack - Angry Messenger"
"Marc Shaiman - News Theme Writer"
"Lois Chiles - Jennifer Mack"
"Albert Brooks - Aaron Altman"
"Joan Cusack - Blair Litton"
"Holly Hunter - Jane Craig"
"Robert Prosky - Ernie Merriman"
"Christian Clemenson - Bobby"
"[to Jane] I think we have the kind of friendship where if I were the devil, you'd be the only one I would tell."
"Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive? If "needy" were a turn-on?"
"[to Jane] And if things had gone differently for me tonight then I probably wouldn't be saying any of this. I grant you everything. But give me this: he personifies everything that you've been fighting against. And I'm in love with you. How do you like that? I buried the lede."
"Blair Litton: [to Jane] Except for socially, you're my role model."
"William Hurt - Tom Grunick"
"Virginia Dale - Lila Dixon"
"Walter Abel - Danny Reed"
"Fred Astaire - Ted Hanover"
"Marjorie Reynolds - Linda Mason"
"Louise Beavers - Mamie"
"A gentle smile often breeds a kick in the pants."
"If I'm not the best manager in the business, I'll eat a garage mechanic's shirt!"
"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, Just like the ones I used to know."
"[about winning Linda back] You could melt her heart right down to butter, if you'd only turn on the heat!"
"Bing Crosby - Jim Hardy"
"[trying to describe Linda] She was sort of a medium built, medium height. With a nice evening gown on with a belt in the back. She's sorta built like the girl I knew from the corner drugstore who used to play pinball. Conshwella Schlepkiss. I remember she was high man three weeks in a row."
"Shelby Bacon - Vanderbilt"
"John Gallaudet - Parker"
"Marek Windheim - François"
"James Bell - Dunbar"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!