"Bullshit. You don't know what love is. You've gotten everything you have always wanted and now you're feeling sorry for yourself because there's something you want and you can't have it. But you had it! I gave you love. But you asked me to leave and I left."

"Kevin J. O'Connor - Michael Fitzsimmons"

"Charlie, it's like there's this window into my heart and you can open and crawl in whenever you want. Well, I've got to close it or nothing is ever going to change."

"Kevin Bourland - Ira"

"Catherine Keener - Cocktail Waitress"

"Jim Carrey - Walter Getz"

"Lucinda Jenney - Rosalie Testa"

"Lisa Jane Persky - Delores Dodge"

"Wil Shriner - Arthur Nagle"

"Demi Moore - Debbie"

"Elizabeth Perkins - Joan"

"George DiCenzo - Mr. Favio"

"Rob Lowe - Danny"

"[to Danny] You know what your problem is? Your face. Come on, you're too good-looking. Girls go out with you and get nervous. They feel dumpy, they don't want to compete. They want a guy like... like me. A guy who'll make them look good. A basic Neanderthal type. The swarthy type. A man's man."

"Robin Thomas - Steve Carlson"

"It's about men, women, choices, friendship, love, last night..."

"Making love was easy...being in love difficult."

"Tim Kazurinsky - Colin"

"Look, if he forgets to call one day, no big deal; two days, it's an oversight. Honey, he hasn't called you in three days; he's sleeping with somebody else."

"Rosanna DeSoto - Mrs. Lyons"

"Megan Mullally - Pat"

"Quentin Tarantino - Sid"

"Alida P. Field - Gina"

"Joey Lauren Adams - Lauren"

"Vanessa Angel - Marianne"

"Amaryllis Borrego - Amy"

"Dean Cameron - Leo"

"Thomas Gibson - Nigel"

"June Lockhart - Caroline"

"Parker Posey - Athena"

"Craig Sheffer - Frank"

"Eric Stoltz - Joseph"

"Lewis Arquette - Minister"

"Do you ever think that we have too much time on our hands? With all the advances made in extending the human life span, that perhaps nature's cruelest irony is that we get progressively stupider and stupider with each passing generation. I mean, some day we'll live for 300 years but we won't be able to sit still for 5 seconds... just a thought."

"Meg Tilly - Sarah"

"Todd Field - Duane"

"Susan Traylor - Deborah"

"Tegan West - Rory"

"Dash Mihok - Officer Keogh"

"Shea Whigham - Jake Solitano"

"Brea Bee - Nikki Solitano"

"John Ortiz - Ronnie"

"Chris Tucker - Danny McDaniels"

"Julia Stiles - Veronica"

"Paul Herman - Randy"

"Anupam Kher - Dr. Cliff Patel"

"Bradley Cooper - Patrick "Pat Jr." Solitano"

"Jennifer Lawrence - Tiffany Maxwell"