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"Sanitation, expiration date, QUESTION EVERYTHING!/ Or shut up and be a victim of authority."
"CAUTION: POLICE LINE, YOU BETTER NOT CROSS! Is the cop or am I the one that's really dangerous?"
"Loose ends tied in knots leaving a lump down in my throat / I'm gagging on a souvenir / Lodged to fill another year / Well dragging on and on until my skin is ripped to shreds / I'm leaving myself open wide/ Living out a sacrifice"
"Sugar and spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls / GI Joe in panty hose is making room / for the one and only / King for a Day, Princess by dawn / King for a Day -- in a leather thong..."
"'Cause I love you's not enough / I'm lost for words."
"We're living in repetition / Content in the same old schtick again"
"Pressure cooker, pick my brain and tell me I'm insane / I'm so fucking happy I could cry"
"Don't pat yourself on the back / you might break your spine"
"I fucked up again, it's all my fault"
"Uptight, I'm a nag with a gun / All night, suicide's last call"
"I got a new start on a dead end road/ Peaked, peaked out on reaching new lows/ Owed, payed off all my debts to myself/ Perfect picture of bad health"
"Where do we go from here / And what did you do with the directions? / Promise me no dead end streets / And I'll guarantee we'll have the road"
"Fucked without a kiss again and dragged it through the mud"
"There's a drought at the fountain of youth / now I'm dehydrating."
"What's the difference between you and me? / I do what I want, and you do what you're told."
"So take the photographs and still frames in your mind / Hang them on a shelf in good health and good times / Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial / For what it's worth, it was worth all the while"
"It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. / I hope you had the time of your life."
"[failed arpeggio] Aw, fuck."
"Life's a bitch and so am I / The world owes me, so fuck you"
"Glory days don't mean shit to me / I drank a six-pack of apathy"
"No one loves you and you know / And you know it / Don't pretend that / You enjoy it / Or you don't care / Cause now I wouldn't lie / Or tell you all the things you wanna hear / Cause I hate you!"
"You ain't worth the shit under my shoes or the piss on the ground"
"Dickhead, fuck-face, cock-smoking, motherfucking, asshole, dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die ~ HEY!"
"Red eye, code blue, / I'd like to strangle you."
"Boxed up / All of her favorite things / Sold the rest at a rainy yard sale / Big plans and leaving friends and A westbound sign."
"Seasons change as well as minds/ And I'm a two-faced clown"
"Destiny is dead in the hands of bad luck / Before it might have made some sense / But now it's all fucked up!"
"My mind is set on overdrive, / The clock is laughing in my face."
"Fucked up and spun out in my room / On my own, here we go!"
"So stand aside and let the next one pass / Don't let the door kick you in the ass."
"Talk is cheap and lies are expensive / My wallet's fat and so is my head."
"Do as I say, not as do / Because my shit's so deep you can't run away."
"I'm taking one step sideways leading with my crotch / Got a fucked up equilibrium"
"Always move forward / Going straight will get you nowhere / There is no progress / Evolution killed it all, / I found my place in nowhere"
"The world is a sick machine/ Breeding a mass of shit/ With such a desolate conclusion/ Fill the void with I don't care"
"I've got a knack for fucking everything up, / My temper flies and I get myself all wound up"
"You better swallow your pride or/ You're gonna choke on it/ You better digest your values/ Because they turn to shit."
"I'm on a roll / No self control / Blowing off steam with methamphetamine."
"Wish in one hand / Shit in the other and / See which one gets filled first."
"I'm not part of your elite, / I'm just alright!"
"Find another pleasure fucker / Drag them down to hell"
"Elected/ The rejected/ I perfect the science of the idiot/ No meaning/ No healing/ Self loathing freak and introverted deviant"
"I'm getting pissed / I'm a worthless pessimist"
"How long will he last/ Before he's a freak in your past/ And you stand here alone once again?"
"It wasn't long ago/ That I was just like you/ And now I think I'm sick and I wanna go home."
"Secrets collecting dust, but never forget/ Skeletons come to life in my closet."
"Maybe we'll meet again someday... Someday!"
"Well I'm a waste like you/ With nothing else to do/ May I waste your time too?"
"Are you locked up in a world that's been planned out for you?/ Are you feeling like a social tool without a use?/ Scream at me/ Until my ears bleed/ I'm taking heed/ Just for you"
"For now I lay 'round/ Hell, that's all I can really do/ She takes good care of me/ Just keep sane, my love is true"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!