"Let's have a train race. Wait! Get me a trampoline and a hovercraft. Oh! and about a million of those little green army guys and a giant magnified glass."

"Exploding rocket fuel makes such a lovely fireball."

"Dodgers is in trob...trob...oh he's in for a world of hurt."

"Relax, the only one stealing gum around here is me."

"It's a lot like the pawns in checkers"

"All of this watermelon is making me thirsty."

"Yzma shirts"

"Kuzford University"

"Kuzco Academy"

"Kuzco Appliance Day"

"Kuzco Allegiance Day"

"Kuzcarnival"

"Kuzco's Doodles"

"Kuzcoteque"

"Kuzco Possible"

"That's So Kuzco"

"Kuzco of the Past"

"Kuzconstellation class"

"Kuzcarbor Day"

"Kuzcogarten"

"Yzma Academy"

"Yzmasaurous Rex"

"Yzma books"

"Yzma movies"

"Yzma magazines"

"Yzma chocolate"

"Yzma jeans"

"Yzma: Did you pack long underwear? Azma: (in cough) Yes I did, Yzma, really did."

"Azma: (in cough) Are you empress? Yzma: Of course I'm empress!"

"Yzma: I know! I'll turn Kuzco into a flea, a harmless little flea! Then I'll put that flea inside a box, and that box inside a bigger box and mail it to myself. When it arrives, I smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant! Or to save on postage, I'll just use this: [holds up potion bottle]"

"Yzma: Kuzco would rather become a rabbit, a llama, or a frog before bowing down to you. Kronk: Hasn't he already become all of those things?"