"Kuzco: Gotta admit though, baby-sitting isn't easy. It's like work. Not the bad kind. Good kind. Hey! I've already le…"

"Malina: (referring to Kuzco's imaginary friend, Brad Bowlarama) I'm surprised his name isn't Brad Bananastaircasehat."

"Yzma: We're going to pay our failing friend Kuzco a visit. Kronk: You guys're getting along now. That's great. Yzma: …"

"Kuzco: Now it's time for Kuzco's Doodles! That's the part of the show- Kronk: Hey, what about me? Kuzco: What about y…"

"Kronk: Gee, Yzma sure is mean. Maybe I should report her to Principal Amzy."

"Yzma: I know! I'll climb the highest mountain, and put a snow potion in the clouds. Then, it'll snow on the mountain.…"

"Yzma: How can I make Kuzco lose the race? Oh I know. First I'll turn him into a hippopotamus. Then I'll put the hippo…"

"Kronk: Once Kuzco fails school I'll become...wait, what'll I become?"

"Kuzco: Do you think I'm going to save someone's life by saying Squeak Squeak Squeakers? Mr. Moleguaco: I doubt it, yo…"

"Kuzcarbor Day"