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"May I keep my word or Beelzebub will find me."
"It's true that I cover my sadness with carbs."
"Your mother doesn't live here, and if she does she was a whore."
"Greg Proops as Asmoday the Demon (voice)"
"Kumail Nanjiani as Dave the Demon (voice)"
"I'm so scared my shit just shit its pants."
"Seth Morris as Atheist Lost Soul (voice)"
"Paul Scheer as Paul the Demon (voice)"
"Nick Swardson as Remy (voice)"
"Brian Posehn as Cleb the Carny (voice)"
"Jerry Angelo Brooks as Sal the Demon (voice)"
"We'll see you there."
"Danny McBride as Orpheus (voice)"
"I'll punch your dick off with my mouth, bro!"
"David Koechner as Asmodeus the Demon (voice)"
"Harry Jon Benjamin as The Tree (voice)"
"Kyle Kinane as Kyle the Demon (voice)"
"Kerri Kenney as Madame Zonar (voice)"
"Don't worry. We'll find someone and get out of here."
"Just swear on the book of Beelzebub."
"This is not the first time a man has said this to me."
"Michael Peña as Abigor the Demon (voice)"
"Welcome to hell."
"Dana Snyder as Garthog the Demon (voice)"
"Todd Joseph Miller as Augie (voice)"
"Bob Odenkirk as The Devil (voice)"
"Rob Riggle as Curt (voice)"
"Susan Sarandon as Barb the Angel (voice)"
"Yes! We're getting all the asshole dogs!"
"She rubs balls for a living."
"Mila Kunis as Deema (voice)"
"Jennifer Coolidge as Durmessa (voice)"
"Maria Bamford as Gloria (voice)"
"Lance Bass as Boy Band Demon (voice)"
"Jenna Gianas as Hell Announcer (voice)"
"John Farley as Welcome to Hell Demon (voice)"
"Dennis Gubbins as Larry the Demon (voice)"
"Jay Johnston as Rick the Lost Soul (voice)"
"Cree Summer as Reporter Sassy."
"Laura Silverman as Female Police Officer."
"Molly Shannon as Business Woman."
"Tommy Blacha as Pharmacist."
"Dave Willis as Timmy."
"Charlyne Yi as Becky."
"Dana Snyder as Confused Guy #2."
"Bob Stephenson as Friendly Cop."
"Brendon Small as Mr. Kelly."
"Paul Scheer as Marvin Masterson."
"Mike Judge as Archie."
"Reid Scott as Brett Anderson."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!