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April 10, 2026
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"I'm so scared my shit just shit its pants."
"It's true that I cover my sadness with carbs."
"I'll punch your dick off with my mouth, bro!"
"She rubs balls for a living."
"Just swear on the book of Beelzebub."
"Don't worry. We'll find someone and get out of here."
"May I keep my word or Beelzebub will find me."
"Yes! We're getting all the asshole dogs!"
"Your mother doesn't live here, and if she does she was a whore."
"This is not the first time a man has said this to me."
"Nick Swardson as Remy (voice)"
"Mila Kunis as Deema (voice)"
"Bob Odenkirk as The Devil (voice)"
"Todd Joseph Miller as Augie (voice)"
"Rob Riggle as Curt (voice)"
"Susan Sarandon as Barb the Angel (voice)"
"Danny McBride as Orpheus (voice)"
"Maria Bamford as Gloria (voice)"
"Lance Bass as Boy Band Demon (voice)"
"Harry Jon Benjamin as The Tree (voice)"
"Jennifer Coolidge as Durmessa (voice)"
"John Farley as Welcome to Hell Demon (voice)"
"Jenna Gianas as Hell Announcer (voice)"
"Dennis Gubbins as Larry the Demon (voice)"
"Jay Johnston as Rick the Lost Soul (voice)"
"Kerri Kenney as Madame Zonar (voice)"
"Kyle Kinane as Kyle the Demon (voice)"
"David Koechner as Asmodeus the Demon (voice)"
"Seth Morris as Atheist Lost Soul (voice)"
"Kumail Nanjiani as Dave the Demon (voice)"
"Michael Peña as Abigor the Demon (voice)"
"Brian Posehn as Cleb the Carny (voice)"
"Greg Proops as Asmoday the Demon (voice)"
"Paul Scheer as Paul the Demon (voice)"
"Jerry Angelo Brooks as Sal the Demon (voice)"
"Dana Snyder as Garthog the Demon (voice)"
"Welcome to hell."
"We'll see you there."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!