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"Life's a bitch and so am I / The world owes me, so fuck you"
"Glory days don't mean shit to me / I drank a six-pack of apathy"
"No one loves you and you know / And you know it / Don't pretend that / You enjoy it / Or you don't care / Cause now I wouldn't lie / Or tell you all the things you wanna hear / Cause I hate you!"
"You ain't worth the shit under my shoes or the piss on the ground"
"Dickhead, fuck-face, cock-smoking, motherfucking, asshole, dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die ~ HEY!"
"Red eye, code blue, / I'd like to strangle you."
"Boxed up / All of her favorite things / Sold the rest at a rainy yard sale / Big plans and leaving friends and A westbound sign."
"Seasons change as well as minds/ And I'm a two-faced clown"
"Destiny is dead in the hands of bad luck / Before it might have made some sense / But now it's all fucked up!"
"My mind is set on overdrive, / The clock is laughing in my face."
"Fucked up and spun out in my room / On my own, here we go!"
"So stand aside and let the next one pass / Don't let the door kick you in the ass."
"Talk is cheap and lies are expensive / My wallet's fat and so is my head."
"Do as I say, not as do / Because my shit's so deep you can't run away."
"I'm taking one step sideways leading with my crotch / Got a fucked up equilibrium"
"Always move forward / Going straight will get you nowhere / There is no progress / Evolution killed it all, / I found my place in nowhere"
"The world is a sick machine/ Breeding a mass of shit/ With such a desolate conclusion/ Fill the void with I don't care"
"I've got a knack for fucking everything up, / My temper flies and I get myself all wound up"
"You better swallow your pride or/ You're gonna choke on it/ You better digest your values/ Because they turn to shit."
"I'm on a roll / No self control / Blowing off steam with methamphetamine."
"Wish in one hand / Shit in the other and / See which one gets filled first."
"I'm not part of your elite, / I'm just alright!"
"Find another pleasure fucker / Drag them down to hell"
"Elected/ The rejected/ I perfect the science of the idiot/ No meaning/ No healing/ Self loathing freak and introverted deviant"
"I'm getting pissed / I'm a worthless pessimist"
"How long will he last/ Before he's a freak in your past/ And you stand here alone once again?"
"It wasn't long ago/ That I was just like you/ And now I think I'm sick and I wanna go home."
"Secrets collecting dust, but never forget/ Skeletons come to life in my closet."
"I do not mind if all I am is just a friend to you, but all I want to know right now is if you think about me too."
"Maybe we'll meet again someday... Someday!"
"Well I'm a waste like you/ With nothing else to do/ May I waste your time too?"
"Are you locked up in a world that's been planned out for you?/ Are you feeling like a social tool without a use?/ Scream at me/ Until my ears bleed/ I'm taking heed/ Just for you"
"For now I lay 'round/ Hell, that's all I can really do/ She takes good care of me/ Just keep sane, my love is true"
"Pay attention to the cracked streets and the broken homes/ Some call it slums, some call it nice."
"I'm just roamin' for the moment / Sleazin' my backyard so don't get / So uptight, you've been thinkin' about ditchin' me"
"Some say to quit or I'll go blind / But it's just a myth."
"When masturbation's lost its fun you're fucking lonely."
"Bite my lip and close my eyes / Take me away to paradise / I'm so damn bored I'm going blind / And I smell like SHIT"
"Grasping to control/ So I better hold on"
"I am one of those melodramatic fools/ neurotic to the bone/ no doubt about it."
"Do you have the time/ to listen to me whine/ about nothing and everything all at once."
"I went to a whore / he said my life's a bore / so quit my whining cause it's bringing her down"
"You're just- a fuck! I can't explain it 'cause I think you suck. I'm taking pride in telling you to fuck off and die"
"Let's nuke the bridge we've torched 2,000 times before. / This time we'll blast it all to hell!"
"Do you ever think back/ To another time?/ Does it bring you so down that you thought you lost your mind?/ Do you ever wanna lead a long trail of destruction/ And mow down and bullshit that confronts you?/ Do you ever build up all the small things in your head/ To make one problem that adds up to/ Nothing/ To me it's nothing""
"I'm not growing up, I'm just burnin' out."
"Throw my emotions in the grave, hell who needs them anyway"
"I declare I don't care no more"
"I don't know you, but I think I hate you"
"There's a boy who fogs his world and now he's getting lazy/ There's no motivation and frustration makes him crazy/ He makes a plan to take a stand but always ends up sitting/ Someone help him up or he is gonna end up quitting"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!