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"All in all, the clock is slow"
"If I die before I wake Hope I don't come back a slave"
"It's fun to lose and to pretend"
"I'm worst at what I do best"
"Yes I eat cow I am not proud."
"Don't pin a note to me I do promise to agree I do live in constant fear I do wonder why I'm here"
"I see others just like me Why do they not try to escape?"
"With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido Yeah!"
"She loves him more than he will ever know He loves her more than he will ever show"
"And I forget just why I taste Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile I found it hard, it was hard to find Oh well, whatever, nevermind"
"Rather be dead than cool"
"If you wouldn't mind I would like to blew If you wouldn't mind I would like to lose If you wouldn't care I would like to leave If you wouldn't mind I would like to breathe"
"Teenage angst has paid off well Now I'm bored and old Self-appointed judges judge More than they have sold If she floats than she is not A witch like we had thought"
"I love myself better than you I know it's wrong, so what should I do?"
"I tried hard to have a father But instead I had a dad I just want you to know that I Don't hate you anymore There is nothing I could say That I haven't thought before"
"Something to drive before you drive me insane"
"And if you don't believe the sun will rise, stand alone & greet the coming night in the last remaining light the seven moons"
"Don't want to learn what I'll need to forget."
"It seems that we forgot: I am a virus."
"Everything is all right all we need is some direction the last thing that he said was set this fucker off"
"I could read your thoughts And tell you what you saw And never say a word."
"I am the lightning, I am not your autumn moon I am the night, I am not your rolling wheels I am the highway, I am not your carpet ride I am the sky, I am not your blowing wind"
"In your house I long to be room by room patiently I'll wait for you there like a stone I'll wait for you there alone"
"And I've got just one thing that I can offer"
"And when you asked for light I set myself on fire And if I go far away I know you'll find another slave."
"If you're right you'll never fear the wrong If your head is high"
"On a cobweb afternoon, in a room full of emptiness, by a freeway I confess, I was lost in the pages of a book, full."
"There was a man had a face that looked a lot like me I saw him in the mirror and I followed him in the street"
"Let me make an offer I'm only trying to help you can make your load Just a little lighter All You Got To Do Is Share The Wealth"
"We seem to have been the kiss of death for a lot of them [record labels]. As soon as we signed to them they went out of business."
"Johnny Bramwell from I Am Kloot is one of the four most talented songwriters this country has produced in the last ten years. Two out of these four have Irish surnames ...."
"Because of all the different looks The Beatles had, I didn’t realise they were the same four people. I thought they were people from the land of “The Beatles” and the music was the music from that country."
"That's why we called ourselves I Am Kloot. We wanted a name that wasn't a commitment to anything in particular. We wanted to do loads of different things and we've always drawn from a big pool of music styles."
"I feel like an AA man sometimes. Wherever I go, people are pleased to see me."
"People get very passionate about our band as their own little secret, and I can relate to that, ‘cause I used to feel a bit like that, and then if the band becomes very successful, then they can get a bit funny with you, can’t they?!"
"'Sky At Night' was a beautiful lullaby of a record and it brought us a lot of new listeners, but people kept talking about the orchestration. I kept thinking, Fucking hell, man, it’s about the songs, not the xylophones! The idea behind this album [Let It All In] is to show that our songs can work when they’re stripped down, much like our first LP."
"If wishes were horses then beggars would ride, and if critical plaudits were album sales I Am Kloot would be pulled along in carriages made of gold records that would make the Queen literally shit with envy. Really special."
"Outside of the three members of the band, Craig and Guy know what is Klootish and what isn’t Klootish better than anyone."
"I have been patiently waiting in line Watching everyone passing me by. And I can't seem to figure out When's it going to be my turn?"
"So close, yet so far; It’s tearing me apart. What I would do to be there with you. So close, yet so far; It’s tearing me apart. What I would do to be back with you."
"It's too late to try and work it out There's no way to turn this thing around. It's all there in the letter that I found. I've memorized it line for line; Too bad the letter isn't mine..."
"If I were you Holding the world right in my hands, The first thing I'd do Is thank the stars for all that I have, If I were you."
"There's a pain that sleeps inside. It sleeps with just one eye. And awakens the moment that you're near. Though I try to look away, The pain it still remains, Only leaving when you're next to me."
"With eyes closed tightly, I march so blindly. Pretending everything's fine, 'Cause you're there to keep me in line. I don't want your guidance, I'll break my silence. So sick of asking and being denied and now I realize."
"It seems so obvious There's something up with us. I smell the feeling From across the room. So can I ask you this? Not to be forward, miss, But I think I'll kill myself If I never know...What do I have to do To get inside of you? To get inside of you? 'Cause I love the way you move, When I'm inside of you. When I'm inside of you..."
"I've found a reason to show A side of me you didn't know, A reason for all that I do, And the reason is you."
"I'm not a perfect person, There's many things I wish I didn't do. But I continue learning. I never meant to do those things to you. And so I have to say before I go That I just want you to knowI've found a reason for me To change who I used to be; A reason to start over new, and the reason is you."
"I will dedicate And sacrifice my everything for just a second's worth Of how my story's ending And I wish I could know if the directions that I take And all the choices that I make won't end up all for nothing."
"Show me what it's for Make me understand it I've been crawling in the dark looking for the answer Is there something more than what I've been handed? I've been crawling in the dark looking for the answer. Help me carry on."
"I wanted to be just like you, So perfect, so untouchable. Now you want me to be with you, Someone who used to have it all."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!