"Olivia Ofrenda: [reading a poem] With bony hands I hold my partner/ On soulless feet we cross the floor/ The music stops as if to answer/ An empty knocking at the door/ It seems his skin was sweet as mango/ When last I held him to my breast/ But now we dance this grim fandango/ And will four years before we rest."

"Manny: {when the player attempts to use a pile of dirty dishes} Not to sound like a capitalist oppressor, but I have people who do that for me now."

"Manny: {looks at the locked gate near SS Limbo} It's locked."

"Manny: {looks at the moon} It shone, pale as bone / as I stood there alone. / And I thought to myself how the moon..."

"Manny: {when trying to pick up the moon} Don't have that kind of equipment."

"Manny: I had no idea you liked gambling so much, Glottis."

"Manny: I think slot machines attract an undesirable element."

"Manny: Tell me your system, Charlie."

"Manny: Why aren't you over at the roulette tables?"

"Manny: {when looking at the gamblers in the casino} Ah, my bread and butter..."

"Manny: {when looking at the croupier at Manny's casino} An honest roulette croupier is hard to find..."

"Manny: {looks at Velasco} That Dockmaster Velasco is one salty old bag of rope."

"Manny: How's the flow tonight?"

"Manny: Think she'll come in tonight?"

"Celso: Oh, Manny. Is there a greater constant in nature than the treachery of women?"

"Velasco: Look, I know how you feel son. Once I lost a very special lady myself. I waved to her from the docks as she sailed out of port and I never saw her again."

"Manny: So, know a good place to stay in town?"

"Manny: {when looking at the photo of Celso's wife} It's Celso's wife--Actually I don't think skin would help."

"Manny: I'll help you find your wife. What did she look like?"

"Manny: {to Celso} What are you doing here?"

"Manny: How do you get around here with all the mist?"

"Velasco: You folks gonna stay in Rubacava for a spell?"

"Glottis: {Glottis and Velasco about the Bone Wagon} Well, actually, it's mostly stock, with a few mods here and there..."

"Manny: {when falling into the Sea of Lament} Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

"Manny: {while Glottis is showing off the Bone Wagon's new shocks} What a relief. I was getting concerned that our transportation wasn't ostentatious enough."

"Glottis: Manny, until now we scraped along the ground like rats, but from now on, we soar! Like eagles! Yeah! LIKE EAGLES...ON...POGO STICKS!!!"

"Manny: Wanna go for a ride?"

"Manny: Oh, poor spiders. No more demon heart to eat."

"Manny: These spiders have Glottis' heart in their web!"

"Manny: {when looking at pile of bones} It's an ugly pile of bones, like me."

"Glottis: Manny, I don't know if I like driving over people."

"Glottis: Uh-oh! Crazy road! Too crazy for the Bone Wagon!"

"Manny: {trying to scare off a flock of pigeons with a balloon shaped like Robert Frost's head} Run you pigeons, it's Robert Frost!"

"Manny: {after seeing the "improvements" Glottis made to his car} Glottis! Are you loco? What got into you? That was a company car!"

"Manny: You must come with me, young ones, for I am the Grim Reaper."

"Manny: I prefer to eat out of clean dishes that aren't nailed to the roof."

"Manny: I'm going to try to guess his password..."

"Manny: This <*object*> looks like it's about to fall apart."

"Glottis: I am an elemental spirit summoned from the Land of the Dead itself, given one purpose, one skill, one desire... to DRIVE!!"