"Why is it that one of us who wants to live the most, who deserves to live the most dies, and the ones that deserve to die keep on living? What's the message in that?"

"Terry Crews as "Hale Caesar""

"What most people call hell, they call the retirement home."

"Rest in pieces."

"That's how we deal with death. We can't change what it is, so we keep it light until it's time to get dark. And then we get pitch black."

"Hurry up. It's boring."

"[To Booker] Who's next? Rambo?"

"Randy Couture as "Toll Road""

"[Dressed as a priest] By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife."

"Dolph Lundgren as "Gunnar Jensen""

"[To Lee] I hate to break it to you pal, but your girlfriend over there a the world-class cheating gene."

"[To Maggie after killing Vilain] You know how to carve a turkey?"

"I'm getting out of this business, and so should you."

"[As Yang and the Chinese millionaire jump out of the plane] Now that's some real Chinese take out."

"Amanda Ooms as "Pilar""

"Then I guess our favors are done. [Smoking a cigar] But you're still an idiot! [The last word echoes through the hangar]"

"[Piloting a helicopter in the battlefield] Drummer's in the house!"

"Hey Barney! You should have killed me when you had the chance. If you want the kids, come get 'em! [Features a video showing the younger Expendables captured]"

"Damn, that's cool!"

"[Climbing a cliff, looking at the adjacent ledge] You know what, I'm gonna come out and say it. I belong ON you. One, two, thr... [Jumps but misses the ledge, parachutes down]"

"[After shooting Barney] Come on, stand up. You'll feel better."

"[Rescues Luna from a fight and then serenades her] Your name is Luna, right? Luna means uh, moon. Hypnotic, mysterious, much like yourself. Would you like to hold... my gun? [Luna bemusedly takes the gun] Vamonos, chica."

"How hard can it be to kill ten men?"

"[Shouting] I need a job! All I know what to do is kill people! And I do that very well, Goddammit!"

"Useless bunch... You want something done right..."

"Lots to digest."

"Insane! Courageous, but insane!"

"Jing-a-lang, jang-a-lang..."

"You finished here?"

"Sylvester Stallone as "Barney Ross""

"You know, I'd love to party with you boys, but I don't have my shit. [Barney hands Doc his set of knives] That's my shit!"

"[Regarding Drummer] And I thought Church was an asshole..."

"Oh, we don't need this, do we? [Throws away gun]"

"This happened on my watch. You fucked up, and now I'm wearing it."

"Jason Statham as "Lee Christmas""

"Welcome to the 21st century."

"Dolph Lundgren as "Gunnar Jensen""

"Terry Crews as "Hale Caesar""

"Jean-Claude Van Damme as "Vilain""

"Randy Couture as "Toll Road""

"Jason Statham as "Lee Christmas""

"Jet Li as "Yin Yang""

"Nan Yu as "Maggie""

"Liam Hemsworth as "Billy the Kid""