"(pressing the buttons to launch a Tomahawk missile) This little piggy goes to the market. This little piggy stay at home. This little piggy... Oh, mama. Oh, mama. We... We... We... WEEEEEEEE!! All the way home! (air guitars the Star-Spangled Banner as the missile launches, then settles into the captain's chair with a long sigh) Happy trails."

"Daffy... Porky Pig... Little red fucker with a mustache... (Yosemite Sam)"

"Doumer, Doumer, Doumer. Why didn't you hire this person? I don't know what his price would have been, but it would have been WORTH it."

"[After taking control of the Missouri] Four minutes ahead of schedule. Damn, I'm good."

"Let this be a learning experience. If you resist, we will kill you and the man next to you. Now move out of here in an orderly fashion. Now!"

"(singing) And there she is. Miss July 1989. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. No, no, no. That's not Miss July."

"Don't worry about a thing, baby. You could play this gig with your eyes shut."

"Keep the faith, Strannix."

"All your ridiculous, pitiful antics won't change a thing. You and I, we're the same, we're puppets in the same sick play. We serve the same master, he's a lunatic, he's ungrateful and there's nothing we can do about it. You and I are the same."

"Next thing I know, you'll be dating musicians."

"Yeah, well, I also cook."

"I'm just a cook."

"(regarding Private Nash's inexperience and inability to listen to reason) Fucking E-1 prick."

"(after being detained in the freezer) Another cold day in Hell."

"Come on, that's not striking an officer. (punches Krill in the face) That's striking an officer!"

"You play any tricks, I gotta shoot you!"

"OK, Michael. Regular or extra crispy?"

"LaTanya Richardson - Deputy Marshal Savannah Cooper"

"Tom Wood - Deputy Marshal Noah Newman"

"Daniel Roebuck - Deputy Marshal Bobby Biggs"

"Joe Pantoliano - Deputy Marshal Cosmo Renfro"

"Robert Downey, Jr. - Special Agent John Royce"

"Wesley Snipes - Mark Sheridan/Warren/Roberts"

"Tommy Lee Jones - Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard"

"Cosmo Renfro: 27 stitches my ass."

"I guess you'll just have to slap the cuffs on me, and take me in..."

"You are really, on my very...last...nerve... You are a mind-boggling pain in my ass."

"Welcome home, Mark. You want to start running again?"

"Remember, Sheridan could be anywhere people, stay alive."

"These things are so cool. They can shoot underwater, pour sand in them and they'll shoot. They shoot every time."

"Are You Who You Think You Are?"

"Prostitute: [to cabdriver] Too bad you're not on welfare, I'd give you a freebie."

"Couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of guys."

"I asked if you knew where San Quentin is, and you do, don't you asshole?"

"Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot."

"A man's got to know his limitations."

"Robert Duvall - Dr Griffin Weir"

"Michael Rapaport - Hank Morgan"

"Are You Ready!"

"Tony Goldwyn - Michael Drucker"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger — Adam Gibson"

"They picked the wrong man to clone."

"I know who I am."

"You've cloned the wrong man."

"I might be back."

"Albert Popwell as J.J. Wilson"

"John Mitchum as Inspector Frank DiGiorgio"

"Bob McClurg as Cab Driver"

"Margaret Avery as Prostitute"