"[To Rikichi, who is farming] Couples always work harder together. You ought to get married yourself. [Rikichi drops everything and runs off, upset] Hey, come back! I was just kidding!"

"I thought I told you to let us go, did I not? To think that instead you would choose your own death."

"This baby... is me! This is exactly what happened to me! [He sobs]"

"Hey, everybody! Give your wives plenty of lovin' tonight, you hear?"

"[to the village children]: Does any of you have a cute sister?"

"[Kikuchiyo shambles into Rikichi's stable where the farmer had been staying.] It's me. I'm sleeping here from now on. Those guys cramp my style. [Humbled, Rikichi starts to hurry out, but Kikuchiyo grabs him] Stop cowering, you idiot! This is your place! You hand over your house and sleep in a barn and you still can't stand up for yourself! Go lie back down, you! [Kikuchiyo hurls Rikichi onto the straw, then lies down on the straw himself, with a straw mat over his body for a blanket. He sighs] Brings back memories."

"You there, chewing the cud. Can you cut that out? This isn't a cow barn!"

"[To a bunch of kids laughing at his impression of Yohei] Hey! I'm gonna start charging admission, you know."

"[After having rung the alarm] Don't be so scared! No bandits are coming. Look here, you idiots. We came all this way and look at the welcome you give us! Yet when I ring the alarm a few times... [He runs up and down, mimicking the farmers] ... you all rush out screaming for us to help you! You bunch of suckers."

"What do you think of farmers? You think they're saints? Hah! They're foxy beasts! They say, "We've got no rice, we've no wheat. We've got nothing!" But they have! They have everything! Dig under the floors! Or search the barns! You'll find plenty! Beans, salt, rice, sake! Look in the valleys, they've got hidden warehouses! They pose as saints but are full of lies! If they smell a battle, they hunt the defeated! They're nothing but stingy, greedy, blubbering, foxy, and mean! God damn it all! But then . . . who made them such beasts? You did! You samurai did it! You burn their villages! Destroy their farms! Steal their food! Force them to labour! Take their women! And kill them if they resist! So what should farmers do? Damn it... [He sinks to his knees, sobbing] Damn it... God damn it..."

"[drunkenly] You again. I see that bald head of yours in my dreams. You had the nerve to ask me if I wazz a samurai. Didn't you, huh? I never forget a face. Look here, though I look like hell, I'm a real samurai, all right. Here. I got something for you. Damn jerks. Looky here. [He clumsily fumbles around in his robe, and presents a scroll from inside it] There, juzz you look at this. Izz been handed down in my family for generations and generations. And you asked me if I were a samurai! You jerks. Look at this, juzz look at this! Thazz me right there."

"Suzy Amis - Edie Finneran"

"Pete Postlethwaite - Kobayashi"

"Chazz Palminteri - Dave Kujan, US Customs"

"Kevin Spacey - Verbal Kint"

"Kevin Pollak - Todd Hockney"

"Benicio del Toro - Fred Fenster"

"Gabriel Byrne - Dean Keaton"

"Stephen Baldwin - Michael McManus"

"Get your rest, gentlemen. The boat will be ready for you on Friday. If I see you or any of your friends before then, Miss Finneran will find herself the victim of a most gruesome violation before she dies. As will your father, Mr. Hockney. And your Uncle Randall in Arizona, Mr. Kint. I might only castrate Mr. McManus's nephew, David. Do I make myself clear?"

"One cannot be betrayed if one has no people."

"Old McDonald had a farm, ee-eye-ee-eye-oh/And on that farm he shot some guys... Bada bing, bada bing bang boom."

"[counting off the men he is about to shoot] One, two, three, four, five... Oswald was a fag."

"I'm the guy that's gonna get you. I just wanted you to know that."

"A rumor's not a rumor that doesn't die."

"You get NO immunity from me, you piece of shit! Every criminal I've put in prison, every cop that owes me a favor, every creep and scumbag that walks the streets for a living will know the name of Verbal Kint. Now you talk to me, or that precious immunity they seem so fit to grant you won't be worth the paper the contract put out on your life is printed on!"

"I'm smarter than you, and I'm going to find out what I want to know, and I'm going to get it from you whether you like it or not."

"Convince me, and tell me every last detail."

"First day on the job, you know what I learned? How to spot a murderer."

"How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you miss?"

"And like that... poof... he's gone."

"Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well, I believe in God...and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Söze."

"To a cop, the explanation is never that complicated. It's always simple. There's no mystery to the street, no arch criminal behind it all. If you got a dead body and you think his brother did it, you're gonna find out you're right."

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

"Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is shit, but hey, I'm in a police station..."

"What the cops never figured out, and what I know now, was that these men would never break, never lie down, never bend over for anybody. Anybody."

"Aleera: You can go when I say you can go. And I say you can go when you're dead!"

"Robbie Coltrane as Mr. Hyde (voice)"

"Samuel West as Dr. Frankenstein"

"Alun Armstrong as Cardinal Jinette"