"Zorgons. They're big gnarly lizards. Cold-blooded heat seekers and the tiniest spark of warmth will bring them in like moths. Flying all around in the galaxy. Looking for anything they can find to burn up. (Walter: Why don't they just burn up their own planet?) Oh, they already did. That's not even the worst of it. Their problem is their ravenous appetite. They never stop eating. (Walter: What do they eat?) Meat. (Danny: That's… good.) Dude! you're meat."

"IT'S A BLACK HOLE!!!! ZATHURA IS A BLACK HOLE!!!!!"

"The most powerful force on Earth is about to be unleashed by the two people who should know better."

"Kai Man Tin - Axe Gang Advisor"

"Kwok Kuen Chan - Brother Sum"

"Leung Siu-Lung - The Beast"

"Chiu Chi Ling - Tailor"

"Dong Zhi Hua - Donut"

"Xing Yu - Coolie"

"Wah Yuen - Landlord"

"Qiu Yuen - Landlady"

"Chi Chung Lam - Bone"

"Stephen Chow - Sing"

"From Walking Disaster To Kung Fu Master."

"So Many Gangsters... So Little Time."

"A New Comedy Unlike Anything You Have Seen Before."

"This doesn't make any sense at all."

"It's just a title.(Referring to the name The Beast)"

"Don't get me wrong! I only want to kill you, or be killed by you."

"In the world of kung fu, speed defines the winner."

"You may know kung fu... but you're still a fairy."

"[To tailor] What's with the red underwear?"

"How come you became righteous? Have you anything to say? [Sing draws a stick of candy on the ground with his blood] I can't read it, it's not in Chinese!"

"[Shouting while puncturing football] No more soccer!"

"[To ice cream vendor] What're you looking at? Never seen an ice cream thief before? [Runs away without paying, laughing maniacally]"

"Dwayne Johnson - The Scorpion King"

"Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje - Lock-Nah"

"Patricia Velasquez - Meela Nais / Anck-Su-Namun"

"Alun Armstrong - Baltus Hafez, the cult leader"

"Arnold Vosloo - High Priest Imhotep"

"Oded Fehr - Ardeth Bey"

"John Hannah - Jonathan Carnahan"

"Freddie Boath - Alexander "Alex" O'Connell"

"Rachel Weisz - Evelyn "Evy" Carnahan O'Connell/Princess Nefertiri"

"Brendan Fraser - Richard "Rick" O'Connell"

"He will rise again."

"Adventure is reborn."

""We worked with a guy called Dr. Stuart Smith from UCLA and he’s an Egyptologist. He put all this stuff on tape for us and it’s kind of the closest we can come to what we think the actual language sounded like. It’s like ancient Latin. When we speak Latin now we think it’s what it sounded like, but we’re not really sure. The problem with a lot of this Egyptian stuff is words like ‘look out’ become like 10 lines. Steve would go, ‘No, no, no. Lose the first four words. Say that word and then say the last word.’ So basically, I’d end up making the stuff up."

"Whatever it is, whatever you want, O'Connell, I don't care! Every time I hook up with you, I get shot! Last time I got shot in the arse. I'm in mourning for my arse!"

"Folks, knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him. But this is my house, and I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment."

"[narrating] Five thousand years ago, a fierce warrior known as the Scorpion King led a great army on a campaign to conquer the known world. After a vicious campaign that lasted seven long years, the Scorpion King and his army were defeated and driven deep into the sacred desert of Ahm Shere. One by one, they slowly perished under the scorching sun, until only the great warrior himself was left alive. Near death, the Scorpion King made a pact with the dark god Anubis, that if Anubis would spare his life and let him conquer his enemies, he would give him his soul. Anubis accepted his offer and spared his life. Anubis gave the Scorpion King command of his army, and like an evil flood, they washed away all that lay before them. When his task was done, Anubis forced the Scorpion King to serve him for all time. His army was returned to the sands from whence they came, where they wait, silently, to be awakened once again."

"[praying] Make a big wave. Send it down on us. Destroy us all if need be, but punish HIM."

"[to Johnny Rocco] You’re right, you shouldn’t have been deported, you should have been exterminated."

"[to Frank] If you want to find out how good you are at taking it, we'll accommodate you. But let me warn you. Toots is a little rusty. Might slip. And that'd be tooo baaad."

"Nothing to stop me from wiping you all out!"

"You'd give your left arm to nail me wouldn't you? I could see the headlines now, 'Local Deputy Captures Johnny Rocco'. Your picture'd be in all the papers. You might even get to tell on the newsreels how you pulled if off, yeah. Listen hick, I was too much for any big city police force to handle. It took the United States Government to pin a rap on me. And they won't make it stick. You hick! I'll be back pulling strings to get guys elected mayor and governor before you ever get a 10-buck raise. Yeah, how many of those guys in office owe everything to me. I made them. Yeah, I made 'em, just like a-like a tailor makes a suit of clothes. I take a nobody, see? Teach him what to say. Get his name in the papers and pay for his campaign expenses. Dish out a lotta groceries and coal. Get my boys to bring the voters out. And then count the votes over and over again till they added up right and he was elected. Yeah- then what happens? Did he remember when the going got tough, when the heat was on? No, he didn't wanna. All he wanted was to save his own dirty neck. . . . Yeah, `Public Enemy,' he calls me. Me, who gave him his `Public' all wrapped up with a fancy bow on it."

"After living in the USA for more than thirty-five years they called me an undesirable alien. Me. Johnny Rocco. Like I was a dirty Red or something!"

"One Rocco more or less isn't worth dying for!"

"When your head says one thing and your whole life says another, your head always loses."