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"Peter Wyngarde – Klytus"
"Brian Blessed – Prince Vultan"
"Timothy Dalton – Prince Barin"
"Ornella Muti – Princess Aura"
"Topol – Dr. Hans Zarkov"
"Max von Sydow – The Emperor Ming"
"Melody Anderson – Dale Arden"
"Sam J. Jones – Flash Gordon"
"For years, he's been the last word in professional football. Now, he's Earth's only chance for a future."
"Pathetic earthlings... Who can save you now?"
"He'll save every one of us!"
""Under pain of Death" ~ Second banner"
""All creatures will make merry" ~ First banner"
"Impetuous boy! Ah, well... who wants to live forever? DIVE! (youtube.com)"
"Squadron 40! DIVE!"
"That must be one hell of a planet you men come from!"
"Flying blind on a rocket cycle?"
"Gordon's alive?! [on learning that Flash survived the Imperial assault]"
"You know Ming's law, Barin. Outside his own kingdom, the hunter becomes the hunted."
"[brandishing a laser rifle at some technicians] FREEZE you bloody bastards! Deactivate the lightning field!"
"Tell me more about this man Houdini. [to Zarkov, while blindfolded and manacled to a dungeon wall]"
"[to Flash] Where you go, I follow. [then to all] Listen to me! Listen! There is something finer in this galaxy than Ming's law!"
"[to Flash] Welcome back from the grave. [Princess Aura] I knew you were up to something, though I'll confess I never thought of necrophilla."
"We do not lead traitors to the Imperial presence."
"Confess!... and we won't hurt you. We don't like doing this at all!"
"We're going to empty your memory as we might empty your pockets... Doctor."
"Open fire! All weapons, now! Charge the lightning field! I take personal responsibility in the Emperor's name!"
"[from the trailer] Pathetic earthlings... who can save you now?"
"Are your men on the right pills? Maybe you should execute their trainer! [to Klytus, as Flash successfully battles palace guards]"
"Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would've hidden from it in terror."
"I'd much rather see you on my side, than scattered into... atoms."
"Keeping our word is one of the things that make us better than you."
"Flash, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!"
"Don Cheadle — Agent J.T. Roberts"
"Halle Berry — Ginger Knowles"
"Hugh Jackman — Stanley Jobson"
"John Travolta — Gabriel Shear"
"Log On. Hack In. Go Anywhere. Get Everything."
"Password Accepted"
"Log In. Log Out. Leg It!"
"Once you know the password you can go anywhere."
"Log on. Hack in. Go anywhere. Steal everything."
"Ginger: Surprised that a girl with an IQ over seventy can give you a hard on?"
"Axel Torvalds: He exists in a world beyond your world. What we only fantasize, he does. He lives a life where nothing is beyond him. But you know what? It's all a facade. For all his charm and charisma, his wealth, his expensive toys... he's a driven, unflinching, calculating machine. He takes what he wants, when he wants... and disappears."
"Stanley: Nothing is impossible."
"It's kinda like masturbation without the payoff."
"I have been told that the best crackers in the world can do this under 60 minutes but unfortunately I need someone who can do this under 60 seconds."
"You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit. Now I'm not some grungy wannabe filmmaker that's searching for existentialism through a haze of bong smoke or something. No, it's easy to pick apart bad acting, short-sighted directing, and a purely moronic stringing together of words that many of the studios term as "prose". No, I'm talking about the lack of realism. Realism; not a pervasive element in today's modern American cinematic vision. Take Dog Day Afternoon, for example. Arguably Pacino's best work, short of Scarface and Godfather Part 1, of course. Masterpiece of directing, easily Lumet's best. The cinematography, the acting, the screenplay, all top-notch. But... they didn't push the envelope. Now what if in Dog Day, Sonny REALLY wanted to get away with it? What if - now here's the tricky part - what if he started killing hostages right away? No mercy, no quarter. "Meet our demands or the pretty blonde in the bellbottoms gets it the back of the head." Bam, splat! What, still no bus? Come on! How many innocent victims splattered across a window would it take to have the city reverse its policy on hostage situations? And this is 1976; there's no CNN, there's no CNBC, there's no internet! Now fast forward to today, present time, same situation. How quickly would the modern media make a frenzy over this? In a matter of hours, it'd be biggest story from Boston to Budapest! Ten hostages die, twenty, thirty; bam bam, right after another, all caught in high-def, computer-enhanced, color corrected. You can practically taste the brain matter. All for what? A bus, a plane? A couple of million dollars that's federally insured? I don't think so. Just a thought. I mean, it's not within the realm of conventional cinema... but what if?"
"Kenji Kodama - Samon Shirane"
"Toshiya Ito - Mondo Naganuma"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!