"When the Grey Hair is dead, Magua will eat his heart. Before he dies, Magua will put his children under the knife, so the Grey Hair will know his seed is wiped out forever."

"Death and honor are thought to be the same, but today I have learned that sometimes they are not."

"Christina Applegate - Pam Shulman"

"David Usher - Sergio"

"Joshua Peace - Lance"

"Danny Smith - Video Store Kid"

"Lela Rochon - Chantel"

"Robin Dunne - Gump"

"Sab Shimono - Jiro Nishi"

"Elliott Gould - Morton Shulman"

"Lainie Kazan - Jeanne Shulman"

"China Chow - Keiko Nishi"

"Antonio Sabàto Jr. - Vince"

"Bokeem Woodbine - Crunch"

"Avery Brooks - Paris"

"Lou Diamond Phillips - Cisco"

"Mark Wahlberg - Melvin Smiley"

"Executed with style."

"Nothing's more dangerous than some nice guys... with a little time to kill."

"a hit...with a twist."

"Hit Happens."

"That's how you do shit! I gots this shit well in control! We're about to get paid."

"Well ain't that a bitch... All I wanted to do was to sail my boat, man, you know? Navigate by the stars, see dolphins race alongside, you know, maybe even kill a few of them."

"They're beautiful, they're brilliant, and they work for Charlie"

"John Forsythe — Charlie"

"Luke Wilson — Pete"

"Matt LeBlanc — Jason"

"Crispin Glover — The Thin Man"

"Once upon a time, there were three very different little girls... who grew up to be three very different women. But they have three things in common: They're brilliant, they're beautiful and they work for me. My name is Charlie."

"Kelly Lynch — Vivian Wood"

"Tim Curry — Roger Corwin"

"Sam Rockwell — Eric Knox"

"Bill Murray — Bosley"

"Lucy Liu — Alex Munday"

"Drew Barrymore — Dylan Sanders"

"Cameron Diaz — Natalie"

"Neil Patrick Harris — Colonel Carl Jenkins"

"Ravi: Mere paas maa hai!"

"Vijay: Aaj mere paas building-e hai, property hai, bank balance hai, bangla hai, gaadi hai. Kay hai tumhare paas?"

"Vijay, tu kuch aisa kaam to nahi kar raha hai naa, jo tujhe nahi karna chahiye."

"Main aaj bhi pheke hue paise nahi uthaataa Dabar Saab."

"Jao jaake pehle us aadmi ka sign lekar aao, jisne mere haath par yeh likh diya.. [Mera baap chor hai.]"

"Peter tum log mujhe doondh rahe ho aur main tumhara yahaan intezaar kar raha huun."

"Aaj khush to bahut hoge tum..."

"Lenore Kasdorf — Mrs. Rico"

"Marshall Bell — General Owen"

"Michael Ironside — Lieutenant Jean Rasczak"

"Patrick Muldoon — LT Zander Barcalow"

"Seth Gilliam — Private Sugar Watkins"