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"(on fire) Something's cookin'. Smells good!"
"(vs. Lord Pain/Nergaling) Ain't nobody tell Dracula what to do!"
"(vs. Irwin (it’s just a custom quote since he doesn’t have any quote)) You made me look like a fool nerd!"
"(vs. Mogar) Oh, goodness! I thought I was done fighting clowns!"
"Martin Jarvis as Nergal"
"(vs. Viking) Open your mighty halls for the god of rock!"
"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) I totally have to get one of those for my stage show!"
"(vs. Pumpkin) Raggle Fraggle!"
"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Hey, space rock, meet EARTH ROCK!! (Battle shriek)"
"(vs. Chicken) Woah, did I do that?"
"(vs. Nergaling) I am Mogar, the Hurtinator!"
"(vs. Clown) I knew I shouldn't have dropped out of clown college."
"(vs. Nergal Jr.) Hasta la poo-poo, Nerdo Jr.!"
"(vs. Boogey) That's what you get for being ugly!"
"(vs. Jack) I always hated gourds."
"(vs. Skarr) Mogar smash!"
"(vs. Hoss) Get up again, Hoss and I'll use your head for a drum kit!"
"(vs. Lord Pain) Say hello to my little friend!"
"(vs. Dracula) Me rock you like a hurricane!"
"(vs. Grim) Sorry, Grim, ol' buddy."
"(vs. Irwin) Did I break your glasses yet?"
"(vs. Mandy) It feels good to push little kids around!"
"(vs. Eris) The prettier they are, the harder they fall!"
"(after finisher move) A: Fore! B: See ya! C: Good-bye! D: Good night, Tokyo!"
"(on fire) Hey! Check out the pyrotechnics!"
"(vs. Nergal) Feel the ringin' in your ears? That's called ROCK!"
"(vs. Billy) Tough love, son. tough love."
"(after being selected) I'm gonna rock out with my guitar out!"
"(wins) A: That's what I call a power chord! B: Now that's what I call a power chord!"
"(man’s turret custom): Now this could be used for a opening PYRO!"
"(performing Mojo Meltdown;do a guitar solo that the opponent becomes on fire and explodes)"
"(vs. Fred) That's gonna leave a mark!"
"(vs. Nergaling) These things are annoying, yo."
"(vs. Clown) Do you think all these guys came in the same car?"
"(vs. Chicken) Now who's the chicken?"
"(vs. Pumpkin) Oh, my gosh! Did I do that?"
"(vs. Boogey) Worse thing than the Boogeyman tonight: me!"
"(vs. Skarr) For the horde, yo!"
"(vs. Viking) Hey, you Vikings, you don't have to get all up in my grill."
"(vs. Lord Pain) A belt slap from Grandmama can give more pain than you!"
"(vs. Hoss) Maybe you should be my sidekick, Hoss."
"(vs. Dracula) No! I'm allergic to vampires!"
"(vs. Fred) Fred Fredburger, no!"
"(vs. Jack) Pumpkins suck!"
"(vs. Eris) She started it! I swear!"
"(vs. Nergal Jr.) I kinda feel bad for that kid."
"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Pumpkins don't scare me! (screams)"
"(vs. Nergal) Back to the center of the earth, evil creature!"
"(mans turret) A: Stay on target...stay on target... B: I am Sir Irwin the bold. C: HAVE AT YOU! D: You want a piece of this?! E: Bring it, yo! F: I will break you!"
"(vs. Billy) Oops, are you okay, Billy?"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!