"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Welcome to my plain of pain! (draws lightning with mace, draws electricity from his mace to his shield, electrifies opponents, opponents are vaporized) Hm ha ha!"

"(vs. Irwin) I must break you, for the master!"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) We have to cross the streams!"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Oh! A one-eyed pet would be perfect for me!"

"(ready to battle) Take me to the master!"

"(vs. Viking) It's time to meet your maker!"

"(vs. Nergaling) Gotta catch them all! (A reference to the Pokémon series)"

"(vs. Clown) Target sighted!"

"(after being selected) I feel as happy as a pony!"

"(vs. Pumpkin) Ah, so many fun recipes use pumpkin!"

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) That'll send you slithering home to daddy!"

"(vs. Boogey) I've crushed you, you pathetic green fool!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) The name's Skarr. General Skarr."

"(vs. Jack) I hate pranksters! Only the weak laugh out of joy."

"(wins) Bah! The Plain of Eternal Suffering awaits you!"

"(vs. Hoss) Eye patches are for pirates, and little girls!"

"(vs. Dracula) Out of my way, old man!"

"(vs. Chicken) Ooh! Chicken fight!"

"(vs. Irwin) Take my love, my pain, and all of my anger!"

"(vs. Mogar) Oh come on, is that all you've got?"

"(vs. Eris) Beauty means nothing to an evil eye."

"(vs. Grim) The Grim Reaper. Child's play for General Skarr!"

"(mans turret) A: Whoa, I feel right at home with this! B: I'll show you what real power is...! C: We have ways of making you talk! D: I'll gorge my belly on your cries for mercy!"

"(vs. Billy) Little boys should stick to spears and rocks!"

"(vs. Nergal) Hither after my destructive power, freak!"

"(vs. Mandy) You're no mere little girl! What are you?"

"(after being selected) Excellent choice. Prepare for war!"

"(wins, laughing) To the victor goes the spoils!"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Feel the power of my automatic Stabbin'-Flabber! (red Skarr robot appears, then falls and crushes opponents, Skarr laughs)"

"(ready to battle) I kick puppies! (laughing)"

"(mans turret) A: Let's break things, hm? B: I am going to crush anything in my path! C: I've come to pulverize you!"

"(on fire) I crisp quite nicely, actually!"

"C.H. Greenblatt as Fred Fredburger"

"(vs. Fred) Say "yes" again! I dare you to say it!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) Fear always comes before pain!"

"(vs. Chicken) They don't call these things "chickens" for nothing."

"(vs. Clown) Some people say clowns are scary. But I just feel sorry for them."