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"You boys fancy a little bit of fun? Let's take this baby out into the alley."
"An epic tale on a tiny scale."
"Damage. Lots and lots of damage."
"Find their weak spot."
"Come on, let's get inside."
"Well, lucky you."
"You haven't seen him, have you?"
"We're looking for a blue gnome. Yeah, he's an ugly little fella. Got a scratch right here."
"Juliet, you're not allowed off your pedestal. What are you doing out in the alley?"
"Find them!"
"Well, do I look like a begonia?"
"Get them, you idiots!"
"Adios, loser!"
"Yeah. The finish line."
"Well, Benny. I didn't think it was possible, but your mouth is getting even bigger than your hat!"
"Oh, please, please, my friends. Tell me something I don't already know."
"[After seeing Ms. Montague order the Kitten Clipper instead of the Terrafirminator; shocked] Not the Kitten Clipper?! Oh no..."
"I love going Commando!"
"[not seen, but voice heard] Well, you don't get much stealthier than this. [Camera turns to reveal Benny wearing a flower costume] Hello!"
"A cheat! A cheat, that's what you are!"
"Oh, Gnomeo, Gnomeo, are we really doomed to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red like my father, or green like... like a leprechaun... or purple like, ummm, like some weird guy - I mean what's in a gnome? Because you are blue, my father sees red, and because I am red, I am feeling blue. Oh, at any rate that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart, should it?"
"What's in a gnome?"
"I saw it first!"
"[While Paris serenades her badly; sarcastically] Oh, my dad sure knows how to choose 'em."
""Who's your gnomie?" [grabs the flower] Who's your gnomie now?"
"[shouts] I'm not delicate!"
"[Practicing flirting with Juliet] Nice name. It really goes with your...eyes."
"[To Juliet, after she tells him to leave] I'm not going anywhere."
"Tybalt, you just crossed the line!"
"Nice greenhouse, eh?"
"Well, this isn't my greenhouse."
"Who's your gnomie?"
"Well, I grabbed it first, but if you want it, come get it."
"John Todd - Dancer (credited)"
"Maurissa Horwitz - Call Me Doll"
"Neil McCaul - Conjoined Gnome Right"
"Julio Bonet - Mankini Gnome"
"Tim Bentinck - Conjoined Gnome Left"
"James Daniel Wilson as Fishing Gnome"
"Julia Braams - Stone Fish"
"Dolly Parton - Dolly Gnome"
"Kelly Asbury - Red Goon Gnomes"
"Richard Wilson - Mr. Capulet"
"Julie Walters - Ms. Montague"
"Hulk Hogan - Terrafirminator V.O."
"Jim Cummings - Featherstone"
"Ozzy Osbourne - Fawn"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!