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"To The Badlands!"
"Football? What's football and how is it going to get our valley back?"
"At the end of the day, we're just a rabbit-hunting tribe."
"Well, I'm not playing. I'm an old man. I'm nearly 32!"
"I don't think it's rabbits."
"From The award winning tribe behind Chicken Run and Wallace And Gromit."
"An adventure o1 million years in the making."
"The greatest underdog story in prehistory."
"Meet Dug and Hognob. History's first besties."
"Yeah. It's a little epic."
"Eddie Redmayne β Dug"
"Tom Hiddleston β Lord Nooth"
"Maisie Williams β Goona"
"Timothy Spall β Chief Bobnar"
"Richard Ayoade β Treebor"
"Selina Griffiths β Magma"
"Johnny Vegas β Asbo"
"Mark Williams β Barry"
"Gina Yashere β Gravelle"
"Simon Greenall β Eemak and Thongo"
"Richard Webber β Grubup"
"Miriam Margolyes β Queen Oofeefa"
"Kayvan Novak β Dino and Jurgend"
"Luke Walton β HΓΌgelgraber"
"Nick Park β Hognob"
"Jaime Aymerich β Trevor Spanish"
"David Cromarty β Football Spector"
"Kevin Matadeen β Crowd"
"And that's why, in a straight fight, a shark would probably beat Dracula."
"You're the best crew a captain could wish for!"
"Fire those long things that go bang!"
"Behind every captain, there's a crew. Sure, some of you are as ugly as a sea cucumber, some of you are closer to being a chair or coat rack than a pirate, and some of you are fish I've just dressed up in a hat..."
"Exactly, hate them, with their idiotic shanties! And their ridiculous hats! And their endless blasted ROARING!!! I want them sunk, Admiral!! Scuppered, smashed, fed to the sharks!! Do you hear me?! I... HATE... PIRATES!!!"
"Sorry, It's just, That's my favourite bit."
"One doesn't why. Perhaps its his luxuriant beard, or his gleaming teeth, or the way he smells faintly of coconuts, but we have taken a shine to this pirate."
"Pity you can't eat pirate, really. But you'd probably taste of barnacles. Whereas dear little Polly here is going to be absolutely... delicious!"
"It's a plunderful life."
"Laugh your booty off."
"Join the crew and kick some booty."
"Prepare for a new breed of pirates."
"Let's go plundering."
"Places to pillage. People to skewer."
"Hugh Grant β The Pirate Captain"
"Martin Freeman β The Pirate with a Scarf (a.k.a. Number 2)"
"Imelda Staunton β Queen Victoria"
"David Tennant β Charles Darwin"
"Jeremy Piven β Black Bellamy"
"Salma Hayek Pinault β Cutlass Liz"
"Lenny Henry β Peg-Leg Hastings"
"Brian Blessed β The Pirate King"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwΓΌrdig geformten HΓΆhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschΓΆpft, das Abenteuer an dem groΓen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurΓΌck. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rΓ€tselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit wΓ€hrend einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der grΓΆΓte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei auΓer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!