"[to Santino, about John Wick] You stabbed the devil in the back and forced him back into the life that he had just left. You incinerated the priest's temple. Burned it to the ground. Now he's free of the marker, what do you think he'll do? He had a glimpse of the other side and he embraced it. But you, Signor D'Antonio... took it away from him."

"Lance Reddick - Charon"

"Jimmy Butler - himself"

"Michael Tourek - Alexei"

"Fortune Feimster - Lonny"

"Matt Walsh - Ezra"

"Ben Falcone - Doctor"

"Da'Vine Joy Randolph - Carla"

"Randall Park - Fred"

"Abbey Lee - Savannah"

"Jamie Chung - Meghan"

"Chloe Wepper - Kelsey"

"Adrian Martinez - Larry"

"Andrew Leeds - Tim"

"Erick Chavarria - Alan"

"Oliver Cooper - Drew"

"I gotta tell you, I was always like, "Tracey, this doesn't make any sense," and she was like, "Words, words, words and some numbers." But she did it."

"Vin Diesel ain't got shit on me!"

"Jillian Bell - Trina"

"Hey, God. I know I haven't asked for a lot in this life. Granted, I was born rich... and white... and a man... and straight. Well, except for that one time in Vegas, but that was Vegas."

"Courtney B. Vance - Walter Davis"

"[to the Russian thug whom Carol has pinned against the pool table] You do not want to die at the hands of Lululemon here. It'd be real embarrassing. You're a large guy, and she's made of nothing but salad and Smartwater."

"Jason Bateman - Josh Parker"

"Olivia Munn - Tracey Hughes"

"Vanessa Bayer - Allison Parker"

"Karan Soni - Nate Winetoss"

"Rob Corddry - Jeremy Parker"

"T. J. Miller - Clay Vanstone"

"Jennifer Aniston - Carol Vanstone"

"Sam Richardson - Joel"

"Kate McKinnon - Mary Winetoss"

"Ezra Miller as Credence Barebone"

"Alison Sudol as Queenie Goldstein"