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"Being nervous makes me nervous!"
"Sweety, I'm home."
"Lydia, go to your room, right now!"
"Lydia, dinner!"
"What is that thing?"
"Well, pay the man, Charles."
"That's Beetleman, Dear. I'm taking your father for a nice, relaxing walk. Now, don't you bother Mr. Beetleman."
"Really, Charles. I suggest you phone a proper repair man."
"Why Charles! Whatever is the matter?"
"Rubbish! Don't be such a stupid baby, just eat your soup and then you will be excused."
"Don't be ridiculous, Charles!"
"You like it!"
"I'm really babysitting now... AND IT'S NOT WORTH TWO DOLLARS AN HOUR!!"
"Romeo, don't step on my spiders!"
"Beetlejuice, have you seen a doctor about this problem of yours?"
"Miss Shannon, can I be excused?"
"That isn't funny! That tree is alive... and those men are going to kill it!"
"Beetlejuice, Father was half-asleep... thank goodness."
"Come on, you guys. There's no monster in this tree. That's just a story the kids in school made up. This is a great tree. I love this tree."
"Beetlejuice! I've never seen you look this bad!"
"They say 'practice makes pukey'!"
"They're wrecking the whole house! Duck!"
"Hey, that's not a good idea, BJ."
"I'm gonna spook Beetlejuice with the ultimate scare scheme! As soon as I can think of it."
"Do I have to join the Neitherworld club?"
"(referring to Delia) Dad and I are the only ones who like her art-and I'm not too sure about Dad!"
"Alright, Beetlejuice, what' s the scam?"
"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! BEETLEJUICE!"
"Deadly Vu!"
"Not only will I be revered, I'LL BE FILTHY, STINKIN' RICH! As opposed to just being filthy and stinkin. Heh heh heh.."
"(to Lydia) Babes, his music stinks worse than I do! (smells himself) Well, not quite."
"I know! Couldn't they find a better picture [for my wanted poster]? I'm smiling!"
"Not yet?! We're already halfway through this story, and you still haven't introduced the bad guy!! (when playing Captain Ahab in Moby Dick)"
"We're gonna take our cause to the people! And not just for the people. We'll take it to the downtrodden! The vegetable! The mineral! The disgusting! The failed science experiments! Four-legged creepies! The birds! The bees! The trees! The knees!"
"HEY, BRAINLESS! OVER HERE! (to his body while his head is separate from it)"
"NO! (when asked if he ever changes his underwear)"
"When I get my hands on that cricket, IT'S SNACK TIME!"
"Now all I need are some cute little suckers to sell my cookies to some big dumb suckers!"
"Oh, the magic B-word! Say it again. C'mon, c'mon, c'mon... I dare ya!"
"What? How come you always think I have somethin' up my sleeve?"
"Rule number one for pulling pranks without getting caught is... be invisible!"
"Hey, now, wait a minute! This skunk really bugs me."
"Got you, babes!"
"Hey, they can't keep us apart."
"She's got to be outta my mind by now."
"Oh, that Claire, she really gets my dandruf up."
"Check this out... a mid-summer night scream."
"NO! I'VE BEEN TURNED INTO A LEAN, MEAN, CLEANING MACHINE! HELP!"
"Look, I've got a problem, maybe you could help me out. I've got these friends I said I'd meet and it's the kind'a thing where I got to be there in person…"
"Responsibility, you know I hate it!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!