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"Hey, maybe we'll see you on PBS!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
"Ah, worthless Koopa junk!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
"Now go home and eat some vegetables, Dr. Mario's orders!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
"Whoops! I just invented the tossed salad!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
"Don't worry, Princess, we'll find little Oogtar soon - it's almost past his bedtime!" -Super Mario World, "Ghosts R Us"
"No more clowning around, Koopa! You're Koo-put!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"Poor dinosaur, he doesn't know the indigestion he's in for!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"Hey, thirty-love, Princess! That Fire Plant serving machine sure was a good idea!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"Give up, Mario, she's whooping you bad!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"Yeesh, forget it, Mario, it's outside!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"Way to go, Mario! You sure cooked his casserole!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"I was so sure that we'd have a great crop, that I told the cave people they didn't have to save berries anymore, and they didn't. They don't have any food stored for the winter! And it's all my fault!" -Super Mario World, "Gopher Bash"
"That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!" -Super Mario World, "Mama Luigi"
"Well, like they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to catch the worm. Or is it the bagel?" -Super Mario World, "Mama Luigi"
"YIKES! Where's the lightswitch?" -Super Mario World, "Mama Luigi"
"Why didn't Koopa invent vitamins first and fast food second?" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
"You traded our chest full of coins for this? Shame on you!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
"I'm sending you where the pecking's good. You can be free-range Chickadactyls from now on". -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
"Thanks to us, Koopa finally gave everyone a show worth watching!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
"Yoshi my name, cruising my game!" -Super Mario World, "Born to Ride"
"Yoshi like motocycle, go Vawooom!" -Super Mario World, "Born to Ride"
"OK, I ready to order. Four coconut shakes, six order papaya fries, and eight Egg Scoopa Koopas!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
"Yoshi hear Oogtar too good! Huh, who need telephone?" -Super Mario World, "Party Line"
"Yoshi be brave, and find friends. I go up triangle block". -Super Mario World, "Ghosts R Us"
"Oogtar! Why you scare me?" -Super Mario World, "Ghosts R Us"
"Look at those dumb clucks hand over their life savings for a few brief moments of mouth-watering bliss". -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
"Koopa Sez, everybody go to the Dome Castle, and get Mario and Luigi, and bring them to me!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
"Are my dinosaurs in for a treat! Kinda high in cholesterol, but I'm sure they can handle it!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"Have a merry Cave Christmas, Bone Brain! Remember, 'Oogtar' said backwards is 'rat goo'!" -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
"Eight Egg Scoopa Koopas coming up! Cook 'em good! No one likes runny eggs, dinobrain!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
"Hey, don't forget the special Scoopa Sauce. A little scoop'll do ya, haha!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
"Shake it up! Time is money!" -Super Mario World, "King Scoopa Koopa"
"Clams, coins, old socks, we're givin' 'em away!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
"You will grow up to be sneaky, two-faced, cheating illiterates, just like your dad!" -Super Mario World, "A Little Learning"
"I wouldn't do that, plunger-face, not if you want to see your precious princess again!" -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"This is easier than talking Kootie Pie into a shopping spree". -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"You!? What are you doing in my bag of toys, cave creep?!" -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
"You're gonna wait a long time, Princess, 'cause these toys are going to my Koopa Kids on Koopa Kristmas morning!" -Super Mario World, "The Night Before Cave Christmas"
"Not here, Kootie Pie! Use your head for something besides make-up! Those faucet-fixers might see it! They got eyes everywhere! They got ears too, so keep it quiet! We don't want THEM at our circus, we just want cave-people like Papa Koopa said. Then the more, the better, and furthermore--" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"Come one, come all, to the greatest circus of them all: the Koopaling Bros. Circus, greatest show in Dinosaur Land! Because of me, Big Mouth, the greatest ringleader of them all, master tamer of dangerous dinosaurs, mastermind of the amazing Mech-Koopas, lord of all he surveys, proveyor of--" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"Large-brained clutzes! I am not part of your stupid act! I am the ringmaster, the greatest ringmaster of them all at the greatest circus of them all! I am your fearless leader! Your master of pump and ceremony! I am to be treated with...respect!" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"On to the next act, folks! There'll be lots of audience participation! Fun for all and all for fun! The time of your life, the last time of your life!" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"Iggy: Cross Oogtar... Lemmy: ...with broccoli... Iggy + Lemmy: ...and get Oogly! -Super Mario World, "A Little Learning""
"Have a good time! Have a nice day! Sayonara! So long! Ciao! See you later, alligator! Ciao! Bon voyage! Hasta la vista! Be sure to write!" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Send in the Clown"
"Welcome to All-Star Prehistoric Wrestling, a splendid gladiatorial spectacle, a fabulous fight to the finish! In this corner in the pink and purple trunks with the orange ruffles, weighing in at 90,000 pounds each, the totally terrible twosome, titanic, thunderous, thumping, throttling, towering, thrusting, tripping top heavy, top notch, top fight, tip toe, tip top, top tip..." ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
"Wait, I'm just about to finish! This big, BIG finish! In this corner, the Tyrannosaurus Twins, a totally terrific twosome, a terrifying..." ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
"Thank you, thank you. And in this corner, from the bucolic world of Brooklyn in that rollicking real world, these two loud, bungling, faucet fixing freaks, those forever foolish, fur-brained fish heads... Fish heads? A foolish, flabby, bug-eating... YARG!" ~Morton -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"
"Iggy: Time to heat up... Lemmy: ...this wimpy game! -Super Mario World, "A Little Learning""
"I am the emperor of eavesdropping!" ~Larry -Super Mario World, "The Yoshi Shuffle"
"The only way you guys are gonna eat, is by shopping at the Koopamart. So long, suckers!" ~Larry -Super Mario World, "Gopher Bash"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!