"Men are rats. Listen to me, they're fleas on rats. Worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they're too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy."

"Gosh, Your turning into a One Woman USO"

"Coz he sounds like a drag"

"[singing] Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, Lousy with virginity. Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed. I can't, I'm Sandra Dee."

"A hickey from Kenickie is like getting a Hallmark card—when you care enough to send the very best."

"Hey, how was the Action at the beach man?"

"The whole place a no Parking Zone Crater Face"

"But you dont gotta Brag"

"Yea Right here Putzie!"

"So, what did you do all summer Danny?"

"Like a Beautiful blonde Pineapple"

"The only thing that hangs around you, Sonny, are the flies!"

"Sandy, wherefore art thou, Sandy!"

"Oh no! I'm going to be a senior forever. I have to study for that Dumb algebra test tomorrow."

"How much dough did he spend?"

"Did you guys get a look at Zuk this Morning? Looking pretty good this year huh Rizz?"

"Tell me about it, stud."

"He was so nice to me this summer."

"That's my name, don't wear it out."

"[singing] I got chills, They're multiplyin,' And I'm losing control. 'Cause the power you're supplyin' — It's electrifyin'!"

"This car could be systematic, hydromatic, ultramatic. Why, it could be Greased Lightning!"

"[Jeremiah and Caleb see a bird flying across the sky] Hawk. Goin' for the Musselshell. Take me a week's ridin', and he'll be there in... hell, he's there already."

"[Caleb is crying] Stop that, boy!"

"Richard Angarola - Chief Two-Tongues Lebreaux"

"Matt Clark - Qualen"

"Jack Colvin - Lieutenant Mulvey"

"Paul Benedict - Reverend Lindquist"

"Allyn Ann McLerie - the Crazy Woman"

"Joaquín Martínez - Paints His Shirt Red"

"Josh Albee - Caleb"

"Delle Bolton - Swan"

"Stefan Gierasch - Del Gue"

"Will Geer - Bear Claw Chris Lapp"

"Robert Redford - Jeremiah Johnson"