"Look, Buttermaker, you're not my father and I'll not move an inch to play baseball for you any more. So why don't you get back into that sardine can of yours and go, go vacuum the bottom of the Pacific Ocean? I've got business to take care of. You're blocking my customers with your car."

"Joyce Van Patten - Cleveland, league manager"

"Brett Marx - Jimmy Feldman"

"John Hillerman - Deputy Hardin/Jess Hardin"

"Mary Kay Place - Bernice Bennett"

"George Memmoli - Nicky"

"Barry Primus - Paul Wilson"

"Georgie Auld - Frankie Harte"

"Liza Minnelli - Francine Evans"

"Do I look like a gentleman to you in this shirt and these pants?"

"Robert De Niro - Jimmy Doyle"

"Harry Northup - Joe & Jim's Bartender"

"Clarence Clemons - Cecil Powell"

"Diane Ladd - Flo"

"Lelia Goldoni - Bea"

"Vic Tayback - Mel"

"Billy Green Bush - Donald"

"Ellen Burstyn - Alice Hyatt"

"Alfred Lutter - Tommy"

"Jodie Foster - Audrey"

"Kris Kristofferson - David"

"How are we supposed to have a meaningful family relationship if he's always on the verge of killing you?"

"Harvey Keitel - Ben"

"You kiss me where the sun don't shine."

"Valerie Curtin - Vera"

"Dick Miller - Palm Club Owner"

"Casey Kasem - DJ aka Midnight Bird"

"A love story is like a song. It's beautiful while it lasts."

"The war was over and the world was falling in love again."

"Adam Winkler - Jimmy Doyle Jr."

"Jack Haley - Master of Ceremonies / Cameo Appearance (uncredited)"

"Lionel Stander - Tony Harwell"

"I could lay under you, eat fried chicken and do a crossword puzzle at the same time, that's how much you bother me."