"Now if man had been born with 6 fingers on each hand, he'd also have 12 toes or so the theory goes. Well, with twelve digits, I mean fingers, he probably would have invented two more digits when he invented his number system. Then, if he saved the zero for the end, he could count and multiply by twelve just as easily as you and I do by ten."

"Well every person you can know, And every place that you can go, And anything that you can show, You know they're nouns. A noun's a special kind of word, It's any name you ever heard, I find it quite interesting, A noun's a person, place, or thing."

"I get my thing in action (Verb!) To be, to sing, to feel, to live (Verb!) That's what's happenin' I put my heart in action (Verb!) To run, to go, to get, to give (Verb!) (You're what's happenin')"

"Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up words and phrases and clauses. Conjunction Junction, how's that function? I got three favorite cars That get most of my job done. Conjunction Junction, what's their function? I got "and", "but", and "or", They'll get you pretty far."

"When Reginald was home with flu, uh-huh-huh, The doctor knew just what to do-hoo. He cured the infection With one small injection While Reginald uttered some interjections. Hey! That smarts! Ouch! That hurts! Yow! That's not fair givin' a guy a shot down there!"

"Interjections (Hey!) show excitement (Yow!) or emotion (Ouch!). They're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point, Or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong."

"So when you're happy (Hurray!), or sad (Awww!), or frightened (EEK!), or mad (Rats!), or excited (Wow!), or glad (HEY!), an interjection starts the sentence right!"

"Got home from camping last spring. Saw people, places and things. We barely had arrived, Friends asked us to describe The people, places and every last thing. So we unpacked our adjectives."

"Adjectives are often used to help us compare things, To say how thin, how fat, how short, how tall. Girls who are tall can get taller, Boys who are small can get smaller, Till one is the tallest And the other's the smallest of all."

"We hiked along without care. Then we ran into a bear He was a hairy bear, He was a scary bear. We made a hasty retreat from his lair, and described him with adjectives."

"Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your adverbs here. Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, got some adverbs here. Come on down to Lolly's, get the adverbs here! You're going to need If you write or read, Or even think about it."

"Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your adverbs here. Got a lot of lolly, jolly adverbs here."

"An adverb is a word that modifies a verb (sometimes a verb, sometimes) it modifies an adjective, or else another adverb"

"Now, I have a friend named Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, And I could say that Rufus found a kangaroo That followed Rufus home And now that kangaroo belongs To Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla. Whew! I could say that, but I don't have to, 'Cause I got pronouns, I can say, "HE found a kangaroo that followed HIM home and now IT is HIS""

"You see, (uh) HE, HIM, and HIS are pronouns, Replacing the noun Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, A very proper noun. And IT is a pronoun, replacing the noun, kangaroo! (How common!)"

"If she found a kangaroo I would say SHE found a kangaroo that followed HER home and now it is HERS, but I can't say that... 'cause she found an aardvark."

"Now I could say that Rafaela Gabriella and Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla and Albert Andreas Armadillo found an aardvark, a kangaroo and a rhinoceros. And now that aardvark and that kangaroo and that rhinoceros belong respectfully to: Rafaela Gabriella Sarsaparilla and Rufus Xavier Sasparilla and Albert Andreas Armadillo. *whew!* Because of pronouns I can say, in this way: WE found THEM and THEY found US and now THEY are OURS and WE're so happy! Thank you Pronouns!"

"This is the tale of Mister Morton. (Mister Morton is who?) He is the subject of our tale. And the predicate tells what Mister Morton must do."

"Mr. Morton walked down the street. (Mr. Morton walked.) Mr. Morton talked to his cat. Mr. Morton talked. ("Hello, cat; you look good.") Mr. Morton was lonely. Mr. Morton was. Mr. Morton... (is the subject of the sentence) ...and what the predicate says, he does."

"Mr. Morton knew just one girl. (Mr. Morton knew). Mr. Morton grew flowers for Pearl. (Mr. Morton grew.) Mr. Morton was very shy. Mr. Morton was. Mr. Morton... (is the subject of the sentence) ...and what the predicate says, he does."

"We're gonna elect a president! (No more kings) He's gonna do what the people want! (No more kings) We're gonna run things our way! (No more kings) Nobody's gonna tell us what to do!"

"Rockin' and a-rollin', splishin' and a-splashin', Over the horizon, what can it be? Looks like it's going to be a free country."

"Lou Scheimer - Stinger"

"Erika Scheimer - Tweeterbell"

"Lou Scheimer Legal Eagle"

"Jan Crawford & Gerald Edwards - Moe & Gabby"

"Erika Scheimer - Margene"

"Catero Colbert - 3 River Blockbusters"

"Erika Scheimer - Pee Wee"

"Bill Cosby - Fat Albert"

"Bill Cosby - James "Mushmouth" Mush"

"Lou Scheimer - Dumb" Donald"

"Bill Cosby - William "Bill" Cosby"

"Jan Crawford - Russell Cosby"

"Gerald Edwards - Old Weird Harold"

"Eric Suter - Rudy Davis"

"Jan Crawford - Bucky Miller"

"Jay Scheimer - Miss Berry"

"Bill Cosby - Mudfoot Brown"

"Bill Cosby - Brown Hornet"

"One of these days, I'm gonna put a zipper on your lip."

"How would you like a suitase sombrero, you good-for-nothing feline?"

"I'm chicken."

"I protest, this is Be Kind to Your Feathered Friends Week."

"Val, for a girl you're a mechanical wizard."

"It looks like our plan wasn't at all that it was "quacked" up to be."

"(whispering) Psst. Gang, I found the conveyor belt to the storeroom."

"Yikes! The floor's moving."

"Be careful with that sleep gun."

"(repeated line) Help!"