Twisted Metal III

"I am Calypso. Each year, I gather the twelve worthiest drivers to face off in the Twisted Metal competition. They must face each other -- and some of my friends -- to claim the ultimate prize. I grant a single wish; whatever the winner asks for. To the losers? DEATH! Welcome to Twisted Metal!"

"Your wish is granted."

"I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal."

"Damien. Your wish is to have a barbeque with all your friends?"

"Too bad YOU'RE on the menu, too!"

"Granny Dread. Your wish is to stay home and watch your daytime TV?"

"Too bad you can't change the channel."

"So, Outlaw. Your wish is for a clean, safe world for everyone to live in.""

"Too bad. The streets are safe... and you're out of a job."

"Roadkill. You wish for solitude, among the pines, away from the crazy world I've turned this planet into?"

"So now you're alone, among the pines... Whispering Pines!"

"So, Spectre. You want to be famous, and on TV all the time?"

"Now you're a big star.... on TV all the time!"

"So, Auger. Your wish is for people to see your inner child?"

"Now we can see your SENSITIVE side!"

"Thumper. So, your wish is to forever hang with your homies?"

"Hang in there, kid! There's always next year's Twisted Metal competition!"

"So, Warthog. Last time, you wished for the body of a 20-year-old. This time, you want the head to match?"

"That's a nice head you have there, Warthog."

"Axel. Last time, you wanted to escape the torment of your machine. Now, your wish is to become one complete machine?"

"Don't worry, Axel. Time flies when you're having fun."

"So, Club Kid. You want to party all night long? Very well."

"Too bad the rave's in Alaska, where the nights are eight months long!"

"So, Sweet Tooth. Your wish is to eat all the candy and ice cream you want?"

"You should have brushed between snacks!"

"Minion. You want to spend the rest of eternity in Hell?"

"Welcome... to Hell, Michigan! Population: 352. Wait... 353."

"So, Flower Power. Your wish is for the world to be...covered in flowers?"

"I picked my favorites. Aren't they beautiful?"

"Mr. Grimm. You've snatched every soul on the planet but mine. Now you want MY soul? Your WISH is granted!"