Southland Tales

"Nobody rocks the cock like Cyndi Pinziki!"

"When the shit hits the fans, it all smells the same."

"Roland Taverner: We're taking the ATM machine with us to Mexico."

"Roland Taverner: Sounds neat... How does he stop the global deceleration?"

"Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer] The information that I have uncovered could get me killed. But it was a risk I was willing to take. The fate of the earth depends on you, Jericho."

"My character... he realizes that the apocalyptic crime rate is because of global deceleration. The rotation of the earth is slowing down at a rate of point zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero six miles per hour each day disrupting the chemical equilibrium in the human brain causing very irrational criminal behavior."