"My character... he realizes that the apocalyptic crime rate is because of global deceleration. The rotation of the earth is slowing down at a rate of point zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero six miles per hour each day disrupting the chemical equilibrium in the human brain causing very irrational criminal behavior."
Quote Details
Added by wikiquote-import-bot
Unverified quote
0 likes
Original Language: English
Available Languages (1)
Sources
Imported from EN Wikiquote
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Southland_Tales
Revision History
No revisions have been submitted for this quote.
Categories
Southland Tales
56 quotes on TrueQuotesView all quotes by Southland Tales →
Related Quotes
"Serpentine: Don't look so scared, Mr. Santaros. The future is just like you imagined."
"Dr. Inga Von Westphalen: Here we go round the prickly pear, prickly pear, prickly pear."
"Zora Carmichaels: Let's dry our tears and face our fears."
"Veronica Mung: Just 'cause it's loud doesn't mean it's funny!"
"Senator Bobby Frost: Did I just see two cars porking each other?"
"Senator Bobby Frost: "Teen horniness is not a crime"? I never said it was..."
"Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer] If you don't let me suck your dick I'll shoot myself in the head!"
"Zora Carmichaels: You know... there would be a lot less violence in the world if everyone just got a little more cardio."
"Fortunio Balducci: Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without femini…"
"Announcer on PA: Ladies and gentlemen, the party is over. Have a nice apocalypse."