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"Cassie Cage: Can I say it, just once? Scorpion: Only if you wish to suffer. Cassie Cage: (imitating Scorpion) GET OVER HERE!"
"Cassie Cage: Grandmaster Hasashi. Scorpion: I cannot escape my rage. Cassie Cage: Knew you'd say some shit like that."
"Cassie Cage: Can I ask for a favor? Sub-Zero: You may battle for one. Cassie Cage: Knew you'd say some shit like that."
"Johnny Cage: What's cookin', Good Lookin'? Cassie Cage: Ewww, No. Seriously?! Johnny Cage: Wait, what?! Not what I meant!"
"Shao Kahn: You will join my concubines. Cassie Cage: One -- eww, two -- piss off! Shao Kahn: I like females with fire."
"Baraka: Nay aka ratakka tahar kombat. Kung Lao: All I understood from that was 'kombat'. Baraka: Then you understand enough."
"Baraka: It is a battle of blades. Kung Lao: My hat's blade has greater range. Baraka: But you only have one."
"Baraka: Do you know what I am? Johnny Cage: Cannibal humanoid under dweller? Baraka: I am death, you imp!"
"Frost: I deserve your respect. Sonya Blade: Whatever, you do nothing bitch./You haven't earned any, Frost. Frost: Wrong answer, Blade."
"Kano: So, we in bizzo eh, D'Vorah? D'Vorah: You are a means to This One's ends. Kano: We'll get along just fine."
"Frost: The past is in the past. Frost (other player): Then let your storm rage on! Frost: Time to test my limits and break through!"
"Erron Black: That's some outfit. Sub-Zero: It honors Lin Kuei tradition. Erron Black: Time to let the past die."
"Kabal: I'm as fast as greased lightning. Erron Black: Look at you, speaking Texan. Kabal: Figured I'd use words you'd understand."
"Erron Black: Last chance to walk away. Jax: No chance, scumbag. Erron Black: I pull, and I'm putting you down."
"Jade: In the future you're dead, I'm a Revenant. Baraka: I prefer my fate to yours. Jade: I must agree, Baraka."
"Scorpion: You rejected Kronika's offer. Kung Lao: I will succeed on my own merits. Scorpion: For once, your pride was useful."
"Johnny Cage: What's that, Skarlet? Skarlet: The Gods as my witness, I'll never go thirsty again. Johnny Cage: ."
"Frost: Are you my future self? Frost (other player): I am your replacement. Frost: Kronika has betrayed me!"
"Noob Saibot: Who are you, ghost? Noob Saibot (other player): He who shall not be named. Noob Saibot: Return to your deathly hollow."
"Kollector: Have you seen Ferra-Torr? D'Vorah: Only their corpses, Kollector. Kollector: Shao Kahn will not be pleased."
"D'Vorah: Do not impede This One, Kollector. Kollector: I will protect Shao Kahn. D'Vorah: How will death profit you?"
"Liu Kang: There is still honor in you, Frost. Frost: I don't need you to tell me. Liu Kang: Then why do you display none?"
"Jade: Kronika's minion. Frost: Better than being Kotal's kept woman. Jade: At least my body remains my own."
"Jade: Sub-Zero's former student. Frost: I exceed him in every way. Jade: In your mind, perhaps."
"D'Vorah: Such bile you spew at me, Kotal. Kotal Kahn: Even Mileena was less a cretin. D'Vorah: This One will not be judged."
"Kotal Kahn: Sub-Zero was wise to dismiss you. Frost: What do you know about it, Kotal. Kotal Kahn: That bad soil yields no bounty."
"Kotal Kahn: I despise you as I did Mileena. Frost: You have problems with strong women? Kotal Kahn: Those who seek stations above their faculty."
"Jacqui: Women warriors should stick together. Kitana: Realm before gender, Jacqueline Briggs. Jacqui: If that's how you want to play it, fine."
"Kitana: I was once young, like you. Jacqui: Just how old are you, Kitana? Kitana: Such an impolite question, Jacqueline."
"Frost: How is it, being born to loyalty? Kitana: I can't say, I've known nothing else. Frost: Let me enlighten you."
"Jade: So, Kitana. Liu Kang? Kitana: Jade, he's just a friend. Jade: I see how you look at him."
"Kitana: One thing keeps you from greatness. Kung Lao: Let me guess, pride? Kitana: A flaw you and Johnny Cage share."
"Kitana: So you were to defeat Shinnok? Johnny Cage: What is with people? Is it so hard to believe? Kitana: Yes."
"Cassie Cage: We need a girl talk, Kitana. Kitana: We are women, not girls, Cassandra. Cassie Cage: Missing the point entirely."
"Kitana: What does your tribe desire? Baraka: To savor the blood of its enemies. Kitana: Charming as always, Baraka."
"Kitana: Would you welcome death, Geras? Geras: Once my service to Kronika is finished. Kitana: Then you don't have long to wait."
"Kitana: You soil every room you enter. Kano: Bloke's gotta mark his territory. Kitana: Even Baraka's more civilized."
"Scorpion: Shao Kahn escaped your vengeance. Kitana: Something I regret deeply. Scorpion: Next time, forget mercy."
"Kitana: The thought of you with my mother. Shao Kahn: She always pleased me, Kitana. Kitana: I will flay the smile off your face."
"Kitana: Why do you shield my Revenant? Cetrion: There is no virtue in vengeance. Kitana: Not vengeance, euthanasia."
"Kitana: Now what, Earthrealmer? Johnny Cage: Johnny Cage. Is. 'The Edenian Candidate'. Kitana: By the Gods, no."
"Johnny Cage: My green magic, your green outfit. Jade: (laughs) By the gods, no. Johnny Cage: Your loss, sweetheart."
"Jax: Here comes the ruckus. Frost: I have the technological advantage. Jax: Maybe, but you've got no soul."
"Frost: We are siblings in cryomancy. Noob Saibot: The dead are my only kin. Frost: You disgrace us all."
"Noob Saibot: You have no family? Skarlet: Yes, I am an orphan, Bi-Han. Noob Saibot: Then who will mourn you?"
"Jacqui: You're always getting me in trouble. Cassie Cage: You love trouble and you know it. Jacqui: Not as much as you do, sister."
"Kabal: Just how cold are you? Frost: Chilled to the core. Kabal: That is super hot."
"Jax: Man, Scorpion toasted you. Noob Saibot: Ermac ripped off your arms. Jax: But I survived, you didn't."
"Jacqui: So you're basically Lady Sub-Zero. Frost: Our differences are deeper than gender. Jacqui: Is there a wiki or something?"
"Cetrion: Is there room for love in your heart? Sub-Zero: Love gets in the way. Cetrion: Love leads the way, Kuai Liang."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!