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":– Haggis MacMutton, when Guybrush enters the barbershop tarred-and-feathered (another line from Star Wars)"
"“I feel like I could, TAKE ON THE WORLD!”"
":– Wally (a line from Day of the Tentacle)"
"“Ask me about Grim Fandango.”"
":– A badge worn by the silent patron in the chicken restaurant."
":Grim Fandango is another adventure game by LucasArts. Also a reference to The Secret Of Monkey Island, where a character from Loom wearing an "Ask me about Loom" badge was to be seen."
"“It's the stuff that really boring dreams are made of.”"
":– Guybrush, looking at a stuffed raven"
":Very famous altered quotation from The Maltese Falcon."
"“But- at- what- cost?”"
":– Guybrush, imitating Captain Kirk"
"“Life is like pillaging a trading vessel bound for Jamestown... Ya never know what you're gonna get.”"
": – Guybrush sitting on a bench on Lucre Island, in reference to Forrest Gump"
"“Ahh, the middle finger, the most communicative of fingers.”"
": – Guybrush, when looking at the middle finger of the giant hand in the Voodoo Lady's shop"
"“I may be a dunce, but at least I'm a mighty pirate dunce!”"
":– Guybrush, after getting himself kicked out of the pirate re-training school on Knuttin Atoll"
"“Are you sure we can't kill him? I’ve let him alive before, and it’s always been a big mistake.”"
": – LeChuck, about Guybrush Threepwood"
"“Well… you fight like a cow!”"
": – Guybrush, when LeChuck exits the Governor’s Mansion"
"“Get that thing away from me, you twisted freak!”"
": – Murray, when Guybrush shows him the “Abomination of Nature”"
"“SEE souvenirs of Guybrush Threepwood’s most famous escapades! TASTE culinary delights approved by genuine pirates! HEAR beautiful pirate folk music! FEEL your souls being gently ripped from your bodies by this restaurant of uncompromising EEEEEVIL!!! MWAH-HAH-HAH-HAAA!!!”"
": – Murray"
"“Oh, the temperature’s a-rising while my sweat’s a-vapourising and I can not feel my legs below my knees anymore.”"
": – Guybrush, waiting for the ride in the First Church of LeChuck to begin"
"Iron Maiden! Excellent! ...Uh, I have no idea why I said that."
": – Guybrush, examining an iron maiden. Reference to the movie "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"."
"“Okay... Goodbye cruel adventure game!!.... .. naah forget it""
": – Guybrush at his mansion while standing at the cliff and hitting enter to jump off the cliff in the beginning of the game."
"That's the second largest... No... No, that IS the largest conch shell I've ever seen!"
"Is this thing sloshing? Four words you don't want to hear when picking up a coffin."
": - Guybrush, when picking up a monkey coffin."
"So we're going to die... again... wonderful!"
": - Elaine, when Guybrush drops the Voodoo root beer"
"Those socks need a good darning... Darn you, socks!"
": - Guybrush, when examining a pair of socks"
"Nipperkin: "You know, Threepwood, you've got spunk. Pirate spunk.""
"Guybrush: "Ew""
"LeChuck: Do ya mind? I'm in the middle of an unholy ceremony!"
"Guybrush: Unholy this [Stabs LeChuck]"
"Elaine: "Unholy this?""
"Guybrush: Yeah, well he didn't give me a lot to work with"
"You have to kill me! And I'm already dead"
"The testers - sitting in a dark room with a lava lamp and thinking they're in heaven"
"Animations? I don't need animations! I live!"
"Is it over? ...Hello? ...Did we win?"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei auĂźer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!