Megatokyo

"Junko, trying to translate to Japanese: "I'm sorry, my English isn't creative enough to translate that.""

"Erika, putting a hat over Piro's eyes: "Perfect.""

"Erika: "Did you sleep with the producer?" "No. I did not." "Do you need me to?" "No." "Well, that's a shame.""

"Kimiko: "Besides, I figure if I make the dress real hard to get out of, it'll keep you out of trouble." - ... - "Remind me again... Who has an audition for a voice part in a porn game today?""

"Kimiko: "It's just a little something... From a fan." - "From a fan? Already? You might want to keep it away from the food.""

"Mr Grier: "OK! Let's get started with today's English lesson, eh? Today we are going to learn some 'Canadian' English. Let's start with some Canadian expressions popular right now, eh? Repeat after me: 'Neverwinter Nights will be released when it is complete.' 'Neverwinter Nights will be released this winter.' 'In Canada it's always winter.' 'Neverwinter Nights will be released soon, we promise!'""