I Dood It

"I press men's pants. But this is the slack season."

"If I was putting on a new shaw for Miss Show, I mean, a new show for Miss Shaw, well, I've always liked boats. I'd open on a big white battleship, with guns, they'd be white too! Then the spotlight swings to the starboard and reveals Miss Shaw. And she comes floatin' down to the main floor on a big, beautiful white cloud. And she does a dance on the guns and then for a finish they - they fire broadside."

"How do you like that? I'm even a failure at killing myself."

"Just wait till I get my hands on that Park Avenue she-wolf!"

"Kiss me, you idiot!"

"Joe, if what's runnin' through my mind is runnin' through yours, I swear I'll whip you to an inch of your life."

"Connie and Larry, you were really diggin' with a dignified dialogue tonight."

"You know, something tells me that your gold mine and my gold mine ought to get together."

"M-G-M's Madcap Musical Comedy!"

"Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer's Joy Show!"

"Red Does It Again!"

"Red Skelton — Joseph Rivington Renolds"

"Eleanor Powell — Constance Shaw"

"Richard Ainley — Larry West"

"Patricia Dane — Suretta Brenton"

"Sam Levene — Ed Jackson"

"Jimmy Dorsey — Jimmy Dorsey"

"Thurston Hall — Kenneth Lawlor"

"Lena Horne — Lena Horne"

"Hazel Scott — Hazel Scott"

"John Hodiak — Roy Hartwood"

"Butterfly McQueen — Annette"

"Charles Judels — Stage Manager"

"Lionel Braham — Mr. Gillingham"

"Tommy Dorsey — himself"