"If I was putting on a new shaw for Miss Show, I mean, a new show for Miss Shaw, well, I've always liked boats. I'd op…"

"How do you like that? I'm even a failure at killing myself."

"Just wait till I get my hands on that Park Avenue she-wolf!"

"Kiss me, you idiot!"

"Joe, if what's runnin' through my mind is runnin' through yours, I swear I'll whip you to an inch of your life."

"Connie and Larry, you were really diggin' with a dignified dialogue tonight."

"You know, something tells me that your gold mine and my gold mine ought to get together."

"M-G-M's Madcap Musical Comedy!"

"Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer's Joy Show!"

"I press men's pants. But this is the slack season."