Housesitter (film)

"Half the things we tell ourselves are fiction."

"Wow! You're a genius. You're like the Ernest Hemingway of bullshit."

"What do you say, Gwen? "Gwen" do you get off... and "gwhere" can we "gwo"?"

"I don't want your money. I will take the furniture, though."

"I really didn't intend for it to get this elaborate, it's just that everyone around here keeps treating me like I'm somebody... except you."

"Oh, grow feathers and go shit in a tree."

"Marty: What are you, insane? Why didn't you just kick him in the balls and tell him he has ugly children?"

"She's turning his house into a home...hers!"

"She came. She saw. She moved in."

"Steve Martin - Newton Davis"

"Goldie Hawn - Gwen Duncle/Buckley/Phillips"

"Dana Delany - Becky Metcalf"

"Julie Harris - Edna Davis"

"Donald Moffat - George Davis"

"Peter MacNicol - Marty"

"Richard B. Schull - Ralph/Bernie Duncle"

"Ken Cheeseman - Harv"

"Laurel Cronin - Mary / Mary Duncle"

"Roy Cooper - Winston Moseby"

"Christopher Durang - Reverend Lipton"