Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (film)

"Freddy, as a younger man, I was a sculptor, a painter, and a musician. There was just one problem: I wasn't very good. As a matter of fact, I was dreadful. I finally came to the frustrating conclusion that I had taste and style, but not talent. I knew my limitations. We all have our limitations, Freddy. Fortunately, I discovered that taste and style were commodities that people desired. Freddy, what I am saying is: know your limitations. You are a moron."

"A poacher who shoots at rabbits may scare big game away."

"You've been banging on your pots again, haven't you? I've told you... if you keep on doing it, you won't have any pots left."

"I've got culture coming out of my ass."

"[in a childlike voice] Oh, Lawrence! This is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping!"

"Fellas, last year I made 3 million dollars, but your 50 thousand was the most fun. Are you ready? Then let's go get 'em."

"Steve Martin - Freddy Benson"

"Michael Caine - Lawrence Jamieson"

"Glenne Headly - Janet Colgate"

"Anton Rodgers - Inspector Andre"

"Barbara Harris - Fanny Eubanks"

"Ian McDiarmid - Arthur"

"Dana Ivey - Mrs. Reed"

"Meagen Fay - Lady from Oklahoma"

"Frances Conroy - Lady from Palm Beach"

"Louis Zorich - Nikos, the Greek millionaire"