All Cheerleaders Die

"[When asked By Maddy why she cheerleads] 'Cause it's dangerous. This is the most dangerous sport in American high school, bitch. More catastrophic injuries per student."

"[A boy comes up to Alexis hugging and kissing her] Oh, Marvin. And diplomatic. Proactive. Seriously, hon. Come to the realm, boys! [Jerks her torso back and forth] My bitches do not disappoint."

"[Turns around with both hands effeminately raised] Blackfoot Bloodhounds, yo. [Holds out upturned left hand] Boys be dogs, [Holds out upturned right hand] girls be bitches. Gangster. [Flips both hands, turns and walks away]"

"After that, I track down Terry and, um... blue up his balls. God, Terry charges my bones. For real. [Scene of Terry groping her rear end in hallway] Next year, he's captain of the football team and... I'm captain of the squad, so it's pretty much gonna be the best year ever. MMS class. I avoid taking honors classes, so I can maintain all A's. Overheard that from a senior bitch, freshmen year. Take basic classes, show up on time and always look hot!"

"[Upon being resurrected from her grave by Leena's sorcery stones] Leena!"

"[In Martha Popkin's body, on phone] Hey, Dad. Me and the bitches, the girls, um, we are going to be staying at Maddy's house tonight, because we have a whole lot of cheers that we have to go over and practice and everything. So, I guess we'll be seeing you tomorrow. Uh, don't work too hard. We love you. Okay, bye, Dad. Bye."

"I'm not going to say you have a small dick, Terry, 'cause that would just be predictable. I mean, it's not big, and that's fine, but for the sake of the puppies, I just want to make sure you know how to use it. Three people in my seventeen years have made me come. Myself of course. This really sweet boy at camp the summer after freshman year. Lovely fingers on that boy. And then, not ten minutes ago, I got my frigging socks rocked off... by Maddy. But never by you, Terry."

"Is a big tough guy like you scared of a sweet little thing like me. What do you think, Maddy? Do you think I hurt Mr. Tiny Peepee's little feelings? Oh, are you gonna cry, Terry? Huh? Are you gonna cry? [Terry punches her in the face]"

"God, I'm freaking starving, Larry!"

"[Drinking milk from jug at Larry's residence] The bitches think I'm crazy, but, I drink like half a gallon a day."

"Clear the road puppies. Bloodhound bitches in the house y'all."

"[In Hanna's body] I crashed us and now, God is punishing me."

"[To Vik] Is it our fault, chicks can't drive for shit?"

"[Runs into Vik after he quits to coaches, knocking him down] You think I'm gonna let you quit?!"

"[Referring to Mäddy] I never understood why you had the hots for her, Viky. Till I fucked her, this summer. She puts up a good fight!"

"[To Vik] I'm your best friend, bud! I broke her in for you and everything!"

"[Laughing at Vik who is tricked By Maddy into getting his blood sucked out] Oh, you are such a little bitch, Vik. I owe it to you, too, cuz. [Hoists Hannah's body on his shoulder] You want her? Come and get her. You girls got your seatbelts on?! [Laughs maniacally and drives away]"

"[Running after cheerleaders in forest] I don't know but I've been told! Killing pussies, going home!"

"[After cutting stones out of Hannah and then swallowing the magic stones] Mmm. Taste's like jelly beans. I'm like the cookie monster up in this bitch. Oh, I hope that shit was gluten-free!"

"That voodoo dyke and her bitches are picking us dogs off. One by one. Bitches glowing like Lite-Brites and shit. You saw it."

"So, there's two things you gotta know about George's van. One, there's always a weed stash. And two, it's never locked. And three, it smells like dick."

"I'm sorry, Larry. I think, my friends are hungry. [They proceed to suck the life juice out of him]"

"You're not leaving me... I won't let you... G...O...! [Gives a banshee scream]"

"[When asking Alexis why she cheerleads when its dangerous] Like you can sprain a tit or something."

"The hard part is going to be, pretending that I actually like those dumb bitches. Like that dipshit, Tracy. Acts like she's all sad but then, jumps on Terry's jock before Alexis is even in the ground. That's classy. And Terry. Mr. big bad wolf himself. I'm gonna ruin your perfect little senior year, dog. But, right now. I have to go and paint my face up like those whores. So, uh... Mäddy Killian, out!"

"Wow, Hanna. Didn't know you had tits."

"If she's a dog. She must have six more hidden somewhere, dude."

"They're young. They're beautiful. They're back from the dead."

"Revenge is a bitch."

"Sidney Allison as Taylor"

"Shay Astar as Ms. Wolf"

"Sam Bean as Moochie"

"Nicholas Bloom as Nicholas"

"Nadia Boceski as Kayle"

"Michael Bowen as Larry"

"Shane Bowen as Rock"

"Brooke Butler as Tracy Bingham"

"Amanda Grace Cooper as Hanna Popkin"

"Felisha Cooper as Alexis Grace Andersen"

"Brandon Hampton as Football Player"

"Jesse Hlubik as Coach Bantari"

"Reanin Johannink as Martha Popkin"