"So, there's two things you gotta know about George's van. One, there's always a weed stash. And two, it's never locke…"

"I'm sorry, Larry. I think, my friends are hungry. [They proceed to suck the life juice out of him]"

"You're not leaving me... I won't let you... G...O...! [Gives a banshee scream]"

"[When asked By Maddy why she cheerleads] 'Cause it's dangerous. This is the most dangerous sport in American high sch…"

"[A boy comes up to Alexis hugging and kissing her] Oh, Marvin. And diplomatic. Proactive. Seriously, hon. Come to the…"

"[Turns around with both hands effeminately raised] Blackfoot Bloodhounds, yo. [Holds out upturned left hand] Boys be …"

"After that, I track down Terry and, um... blue up his balls. God, Terry charges my bones. For real. [Scene of Terry g…"

"[Upon being resurrected from her grave by Leena's sorcery stones] Leena!"

"[In Martha Popkin's body, on phone] Hey, Dad. Me and the bitches, the girls, um, we are going to be staying at Maddy'…"

"That voodoo dyke and her bitches are picking us dogs off. One by one. Bitches glowing like Lite-Brites and shit. You …"