"So, there's two things you gotta know about George's van. One, there's always a weed stash. And two, it's never locke…"

"I'm sorry, Larry. I think, my friends are hungry. [They proceed to suck the life juice out of him]"

"You're not leaving me... I won't let you... G...O...! [Gives a banshee scream]"

"[When asking Alexis why she cheerleads when its dangerous] Like you can sprain a tit or something."

"[When asked By Maddy why she cheerleads] 'Cause it's dangerous. This is the most dangerous sport in American high sch…"

"[A boy comes up to Alexis hugging and kissing her] Oh, Marvin. And diplomatic. Proactive. Seriously, hon. Come to the…"

"[Turns around with both hands effeminately raised] Blackfoot Bloodhounds, yo. [Holds out upturned left hand] Boys be …"

"After that, I track down Terry and, um... blue up his balls. God, Terry charges my bones. For real. [Scene of Terry g…"

"[Upon being resurrected from her grave by Leena's sorcery stones] Leena!"

"That voodoo dyke and her bitches are picking us dogs off. One by one. Bitches glowing like Lite-Brites and shit. You …"