Advance Wars

"Prepare to embrace darkness!"

"Fear is all you have left..."

"Burning earth!!!"

"Such power... I regret crushing it."

"You are cannon fodder for my laser."

"You conceited fool, did you truly think you could outsmart me?"

"So close, I was so close..."

"I underestimated the strength of these worms!"

"Hawke, come to me!"

"This time, I shall have a base and invade at my own leisure."

"And here you are, cringing like a dog with its tail between its legs."

"You shall know no mercy and no forgiveness, cur!"

"Kindle processor: 4 gigahertz and rising. Lash CPU: 486 in molasses."

"Bolt Guard intent: smack-laying in a downward direction."

"Enemy: prepare for mega hurtz."

"Blue screen of death!"

"Victory; downloading party hat."

"Victory dance initiated."

"Jugger; superior. Enemy; lame."

"Juggger must...ctrl+alt+del."

"Jugger has no need for hair."

"Kindle...genius. Kindle...beautiful... Kindle...arrogant...er... Abort! Abort!"

"Approaching system meltdown..."

"Enemy system purge initiated..."

"I have no equal on the field of war!"

"Wallow in your shame, swine! Wallow, I say!"

"Victory is no accident."

"Such passion! Such bravado! We will twist them into abject despair!"

"I shall crush your units one by one!"

"I am a warrior and a scholar. My victory is all, but certain."

"My speed knows no equal!"

"Let us play a more dangerous game, shall we? I grow weary of this."

"Winning is almost as wonderful as I am. Aha ha ha!"

"I won again? This is getting so boring."

"I am Kindle. Gorgeous AND clever!"

"Even the prettiest rose has thorns."

"No matter how powerful... hhh... you are, you're... hhh... still a worm on a hook..."

"Well... hhh... let me have a taste of your soul...."

"Hold still... hhh... I'm going to... hhh... suck the marrow from your bones."

"The sweet scent... hhh... of destruction... It makes me... hhhh... feel young!"

"Predator... prey... hhh... I hunt them all..."

"Even death... hhh... fears me..."

"To live...hhhh...is to take...hhhh... How many plants...hhhhh...animals... Hhhhhh... Have you taken...hhhh...in your life...? You...hh...and I... Hhhh... We are the same... Hhhhh... We take...hhh...that we might live...!"

"Jake: Dude, Sweet tactics, Rachel!"

"Rachel: No, that was all you."

"Jake: Hey, Rachel, we rule! Let's hit the clubs!"

"Rachel: You're a fast learner! You can barely keep up. Try harder."

"Rachel: Don't underestimate Orange Star tactics!"

"Jake: And don't underestimate our COs, either!"