Advance Wars

"I'm getting cranky!"

"You put up a good fight! Your future is looking good."

"Paratroopers, prepare to jump!"

"Ha ha! What a thrill! Wheeee!"

"I might retire soon... I wonder how my 401k is doing."

"Looks like I still got it! Take that, whippersnapper!"

"You're about to enter a world of pain!!"

"Outta the way! I got crushin' to do!"

"Wanna throw down again? Oooh yeah!"

"Gwar har har! Hit the road, slick!"

"Fear the lightning!"

"I only know two ways to get to know a person: Fighting and eating. And believe it or not, I ain't hungry."

"I've still got what it takes!"

"Graaa! Blaarrgggg! Smaaarrgggghhh!!"

"Crushing stuff's what I do best! You got a problem with that?!?"

"Grrrr! Two women COs! Good country! I must have it!"

"These bombers... They're indirect-combat units."

"What was that? A waste of my time!"

"(To Max) Hah! Look! It's a gorilla!"

"You know, this Max guy kinda reminds me of me... except... I'm me."

"But they can't fire on other air units. They're bombers. They bomb."

"Yes! Here is Flak's power!"

"Why think when you can fight!?"

"Try this one for size!"

"I'm gonna smash you good!"

"Game over, freak!"

"Tee hee hee! You're a loser!"

"My huge brain made that way too easy!"

"Huh? That's all you got? Wow, you're no fun!"

"Everything's disposable. Everything! What's the point of having all this stuff if we don't get to break it!?"

"[talking about the Oozium] It's not even fun to poke!"

"That's why the bad guys always advance science... Because they're fearless!"

"A battle with me is a greater honor than you deserve!"

"My apologies. Should I have gone easier on you?"

"Heh heh heh... That's life for the weak..."

"Don't forget me now. That would be a shame."

"The look of terror on your face... Is absolutely delicious!"

"Heh heh heh... Kneel before Adder!"

"Heh heh heh... What did you expect?"

"Heh heh heh...It only hurts for a moment."

"You have inspired me to take action."

"Will you sacrifice all? Then perhaps you can win..."

"Sad... you were no match for me."

"There is no chance. My victory was assured."

"[talking to Lash] I hope you understand just how strange you are."

"[after shooting Von Bolt's chair when Jake refused to do so] To fight one evil...you must sometimes use another... It's a fitting role for me."

"I still have...one last job. Here we are. At the end of everything... And all I could do was take... I am no different than this old man... Jake... I wish I had met you...before."

"To be defeated is to lose everything. Are you prepared for that outcome?"

"Victory goes to the better combatant. It's a simple truth."

"You've done nothing but enter the door that I opened for you."