Wii Video Games

"Want it back? Come and get it! Or are you a chicken? Bwahahaha! Bawk-bawk!"

"Bwahahaha! Welcome, (player)! You sure seem fired up about this Star Rod!"

"Show me your worst, Blooper/Hammer Bro! Are you more warped than us? Bwahahaha!"

"Bah! You useless dolt! You call yourself a henchman? You're a STENCHMAN! (to Blooper or Hammer Bro after losing)"

".........well..."

"Nawwww! Who am I kidding?! Only the Superstar deserves it! And that's me! Bowser!""

"Yar! Reach me and get a Star! But that path's harder to walk than a lard-greased plank. Good luck!"

"Scurvy dog! I suppose ye want one of my treasured Stars! Fair enough, ye came a long way!"

"My ears! Hurty-hurt! Too much talk! Not enough results!"

"So have ye hauled in 50 coins? That's the going price for me most prized possession! Seems ye have..."

"Now off with ye! Back to the start! And don't bother Captain Goomba unless you've got proper tribute!"

"But don't panic! Keeping your head is key to the Haunted Hideaway, where you must locate King Boo!"

"Sorry! You need (number) more coins to ride this Dolphin Shuttle."

"Psst! Hey, you! I know of an ancient isle full of riches that outshine crusty Captain Goomba's. Hop on! (when the player lands on a Lucky Space in Goomba's Booty Boardwalk)"

"One thing I should mention... You're stepping onto sacred ground! Okay, have fun!"

"Yoohoo! I've got money to burn! Can I buy your (candy)? I'll give you (number) coins! So, what do you say?"

"Now, how about my 10 coins? Fork 'em over. I've got that Star right here..."

"Hehehe! You found me!"

"Will you trade 10 coins for my Star?"

"Bah! You don't have enough coins! King Boo says boo to you! And goodbye!"

"The owner of this Hotel is now (player)!"

"This Hotel could be yours with an investment of only (number) coin(s)! Want to invest?"

"The total investment in this Hotel has reached 20 coins! We can build-up this Hotel!"

"The total investment in this Hotel has fallen to (number) coins! The Hotel must be downsized!"

"News flash!!! Incoming! Bonus Stars! Three kinds on the way!!!"

"New fight! New stage! All aboard! Train's a-leavin'!"

"Bad guys should stick together? Stick this, Wario/Waluigi! I’m moving the Star!"

"Bah, fine! I'll get you up on your feet so I can trip you up later! Take these 10 coins!"

"Hello! Hola! Aloha! Ahoy!"

"You can trade Carnival Cards for the fun items at the Fun Bazaar!"

"What's our main attraction? You, of course! Get ready to party like never before! We've got it all! Minigames to make you move! Boards that make your party groove! So come one and come all! What fun we'll have! Clashes! Crashes! Brawls! Falls! Who am I, you ask? I'm your master of catastrophe, MC Ballyhoo, at your service! And, of course, I don't run this show solo. Two heads are better than one. Meet my friend - Big Top."

"Hungry Piranha Plants! Deep-rooted secrets! Paths that branch off to danger! You'll tangle with all that and more in DK's Treetop Temple!"

"Crueler than pirates! Scarier than ghosts! Riskier than a runaway train! In Koopa's Tycoon Town you'll play an unbelievably dangerous game! Real estate - dominate the town!"

"Beyond space! Beyond time! And beyond decency! We're in the blackest hole of all - Bowser's Warped Orbit! It's seriously sick and twisted!"

"Now it's time to start this party! Let the games begin!"

"Observe yonder Star! Be the first to reach the Star Space with 20 coins to pocket that prize!"

"If you pay 5 coins, it'll blast you across the board! Where exactly? Who knows?!"

"And anytime you find Candy lying around, snatch it up! If you can't find some..."

"You can gulp a piece at the start of your turn to mess with competitors! And to change your fate!"

"The breezy boardwalk behind me goes straight to a pirate island. Get there as fast as you can!"

"Take the correct turns and you'll stumble upon King Boo's den! He'll give up a Star for 10 coins!"

"Most of the other paths...well... those dead-end in pitfall rooms!"

"Then King Boo will boot you all out! You'll restart your Star hunt here, but all the rooms will be shuffled!"

"So many cars! So much luxury! But what looks like such a straight run to the front locomotive... is actually a disorienting trip!"

"When you pass a Hotel, you can pour coins into the place by giving your cash to the Koopa Bellboy!"

"Whoever has invested the most coins in a Hotel becomes its owner. And the owner gets its Star!"

"To steal a Hotel, stuff more coins into the place than anyone else has. Then you're the new owner!"

"Here's the second twist! If your cash plus everyone else's adds up to a certain amount..."

"There are no star spaces in Bowser's territory, so each team starts with 10 Stars."

"Oooh! Sparkly! So bright! The first Star! Get there with 20 coins!"