Shrek the Third (video game)

"Donkey: Oh, oh! It's the after party, Shrek. Come on. Now's our chance Everyone's gonna be here. And there's gonna be peanuts, ice cream, man sandwiches, and bananas. And parfaits. You know how I love parfaits. And now that Artie's the king and we've got our happily ever afters back and all, I figure, you know, we can get some kind of royal decree like uh, a lifetime supply of chocolate syrup or those little cherries, something like that. Maybe we could just get you some soap, because you know offense but you do get kind of ripe sometimes."

"Shrek: Now where did he go?"

"Artie: You get off the stage, Charming. I'm king now."

"Donkey: Uh-huh. Just like always knew your under big, mean, green, hairy, stinky outside, you'd be a good daddy."

"Shrek: Who are you?"

"Puss in Boots: Oh come on, follow me."

"Prince Charming: Guards! Chain this monstrosity up!"

"Prince Charming: Bravo! Fantastic speech! Now get off the stage and stop interrupting my show!"

"Shrek: Get him Artie! Go for the ropes, Artie!"

"Shrek: Oh, you don't say."

"The Narrator: And so Shrek and his loyal crew set off to find the next king of Far Far Away. As they set off their journey, Shrek and his crew were unaware that Prince Charming and his horde of villains were about to try to take over Far Far Away. The fate of Far Far Away was now in Shrek's hands. He had to find cousin Arthur and bring him back to the castle. But Arthur was reluctant. Getting him back to Far Far Away would not be easy. On the trip home, Arthur tried to gain control of the ship, causing it to crash. Shrek and the gang found themselves shipwrecked on a remote shore, far from home."

"Shrek: Don't move. I'll go get him."

"Shrek: No, Arthur, wait!"

"Donkey: Your help? He needs my help before he needs your help..now which way did he go?"

"Fiona: Oh no!"

"Fiona: Leave him alone!"

"Prince Charming: You can't mean that boy Arthur! Ha! I know all about him. He's a coward. Last my men saw, he was skulking away into the woods. In any case, prepare yourself for our big scene, Shrek! It's showtime!"

"Artie: You know, for a long time, I told Shrek I didn't want to be king. Too much work, too much hassle. But now I know it's what I have to do."

"Artie: Show's over, Charming. Come on down from your... cardboard make-believe tower."

"Prince Charming: Well, I AM an expert at the theatre. And unfortunately for you, that includes stage fighting."

"Prince Charming: Alright, it's been a good run! Excuse me while I exit stage left."

"Donkey: Encore! Encore! Yeah! That's a show. Come on, Shrek, stand up. Take a bow. They love you. Shrek, Shrek, look, it's Artie. Uh, Arthur. I mean, the king. Always knew he had it with him."

"The Narrator: In the land of Far Far Away, the beloved king had his royal duties."

"King Harold: Hmm, you've got a point. There is another heir to the throne... your cousin, Arthur."

"Shrek: Oh great, now we'll have to walk back to Far Far Away, which if I recall is really far away. Hey, where's Arthur?"

"Donkey: He went that way."

"Private: That, my friend, is top secret information. But I will tell you this... if you see a fairy, pick it up. They have magical powers that will help you on your quest. - Over and out."

"Gloria: There are magical items hidden all around. Collect them and you can gain special abilities."

"Artie: I'm going back to Worcestershire Academy."

"Puss in Boots: Shrek is taking too long. He may need my help!"

"Shrek: Charming! I've been saving a special beating just for you!"

"Prince Charming: Careful, big boy! One move and your friends get it!"

"Shrek: What do you want from me, Charming?"

"Prince Charming: It's simple -- you have a big part in my production. You see, your end is my beginning. Well, actually my ending. Of the play. Oh, never mind."

"Prince Charming: Listen to the crowd, Shrek! Do you hear what I hear? I hear thousands of people crying out for a hero! A new king!"

"Shrek: Oh they'll get a new king alright."

"Artie: This is so lame, Charming. I can guarantee not a single teenager would be caught dead watching this WEAK production. You're missing a huge demographic."

"Prince Charming: What are you talking about?"

"Prince Charming: Guards! Get the boy and chain him up!"

"Prince Charming: Extras! Stage right! Get him! Lightning crew! Capture that boy! Cyclops! That's your cue!"

"Prince Charming: No! You know what they say. It's not over until the fat ogre sings!"

"Artie: Um, I'm not an expert on the theatre, but I'm pretty sure they don't say that."

"Prince charming: Go get your own kingdom! Play to the crowd!"

"Shrek: Alright! Excellent! Take a bow, Charming. Show's over."

"Shrek: Not just yet..."

"Crowd: (Cheers)"

"Shrek: Okay, Donkey, here's a royal decree. Shut it."

"Donkey: Hey, hey. It's fine by me. You wanna keep on being Sir Stinky all the time. I was thinking about the rest of us. You know kinda like a public service."

"Shrek: King? Me? You must be joking."

"Stella: Whew, only an ogre could stand to walk through that stench!"