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"I ain't an athlete, lady. I'm a ballplayer."
"There's no question that demand for traditional sport utility vehicles has been affected by rising gas prices..."
"Pudge is so old, they didn't have history class when he went to school."
"We're not thinking we're going to take a lot of people up front who are buying Toyota Camrys and Honda Accords and Nissan Altimas and suddenly tomorrow they're going to go shopping at a Ford store."
"Everyone flocked to the coast and built. Now the hurricanes have come back, so to speak, and the population is sitting there."
"I think it's a big danger for the industry. I don't think it's a healthy way to run the business long-term. We felt it had run its course. We felt it was good for clearance time. I think GM was just feeling the pressure."
"Do I wish I didn't say a few things nine years ago? Yes. But if that's the worst thing I ever did, I can live with it."
"The Quitter"
"Pullin' a Palin"
"Half-Governor Palin"
"The half-term Governor of Alaska"
"Bill Orally"
"The Frank Burns of news"
"The Big Giant Head"
"Phinneas T. Bluster"
"Ted Baxter"
"Billo, the Clown"
"Oxycodone is a hell of a drug"
"Tokyo Rose Limbaugh"
"Orly Taitz Limbaugh"
""Boss" Limbaugh"
"Comedian Rush Limbaugh"
"The Walrus"
"The Manatee (coined by John Cleese)"
"I like Keith Olbermann. He has been the conscience of our nation in recent years...It's a news show, but he's relentless in his attacks on corruption."
"The party of "No""
"That woman is an idiot."
"Sister Sarah"
"Miss Bendy Straws"
"The Human Oil Slick"
"You are a liar."
"You, sir . . ."
"As promised."
"I can read his lips, and he is not praying."
"There has been a [name of player] sighting."
"Lugnuts...nothing but lugnuts."
"Mister Dictionary has failed us yet again."
"A good craftsman doesn't blame his tools."
"Full extension!"
"He gacked on it."
"Un-believable."
"(Emulating Tony Bruno) Houston, hello! (or any other city)"
"Brought to you by..."
"When this quality sports product..."
"NEEEEEEXT."
"He's frozen pizza."
"He will drool the drool of regret into the pillow of remorse."
"He beats him like a rented goalie!"
"He hits the ball, real hard."
"(named Player)..did not finish/qualify/win, etc."