Dan Patrick (sportscaster)

"(Dare I say) En fuego. (originally delivered as El fuego)"

"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him."

"Gives him the high cheese."

"The WHIIIIFFFF! (or The WHIIII... on check swings)"

"NOTHING but the bottom of the [net/cup]!"

"[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots."

"Soft as church music."

"When SportsCenter does an about face..."

"That's why they don't play games on paper. They play them inside television sets. Let's go to the highlights."

"It's the Big Show..."

"I'd like to see it again, please."

"Do you wanna play with fire, scarecrow?"

"BRRRRRRNG!"

"Goodbye. Game over. Drive home safely."

"Freeze it!"

"We've done all that we can do."

"He visits the bird sanctuary."

"Defense wins championships!"

"Now to the third quarter, because the highlights are better there."

"Not many guys can get away with an outfit like that, but he can."

"HR dot com!"

"And now that we've met our contestants, let's play."

"Cherokee! I already have a watch!"

"It's a cowhide joyride!"

"He's listed as day to day, but, then again, aren't we all?"

"Alongside my tag team partner [Keith Olbermann/Kenny Mayne], I'm merely Dan Patrick."

"Going against the grain."

"By the final OF..."

"We're going to oooooovertime."