"Watch John Blue give Rob Pearson a cross-check like you can’t believe. Watch this. He gets up, Pearson goes back, WHAM! Well what can you expect from a guy named Blue?"

"You won’t believe this one, folks. Belfour tries to clear the puck in overtime. Nelson Emerson grabs the puck, now watch: he’s skating out in front, he’s got the puck in his hand, Eddie tries to stop him, he reaches around and throws it in the net and, believe it or not, they count it! The Hawks say what are you counting that? [Darryl] Sutter’s not too happy. With video replay, how can they count a goal like that?"

"Cam Neely! Is he a beauty? Fifty goals in 49 games."

"With the series at 2-1, [Jeremy] Roenick wins Game 4 in OT, and now it goes back to Toronto for a best of two out of three! Is he happy or what?"

"Captain Crunch [Wendel Clark] nails Chelios, and the Hawks are gone in six! Are they gonna miss Wendel or what? What a hit."

"The Flames and Canucks, this one was the toughest series of all folks. No prisoners were taken in this one. Whoa! Are they hittin’? And they’re hittin’ to hurt, I’ll tell ya. Watch these beauty hits. You better keep your head up in this series I’ll tell ya!"

"Now the Canucks are down three games to one and come storming back. [Geoff] Courtnall gets the winner in Game 5 as he hammers a rocket in OT. Mikey [Vernon] never had a chance. Are they happy or what? Watch this!"

"Still overtime folks. Watch this beauty pass by [Jeff] Brown: right on the money to [Pavel] Bure and he slides it home by [Mike] Vernon! Can you believe it? Down three to one and come back to win? Pat [Quinn] never gave up on them I'll tell ya. What a win."

"But everybody knows the Bruins don't quit, and they go on to win this series in seven games. Watch Raymond [Bourque] smoke this one by Patrick [Roy]!"

"You can call it a cheap shot, blind shot, a late hit; you can call it what you want and it should’ve been a suspension as far as I’m concerned! It’s unbelievable that it’s not a suspension! What it did, it gave meat to everybody that’s against the National Hockey League—this’ll be the poster boy…[while showing clips of controversial hits by Cooke over the years]!! You think he’d do this stuff against [Wayne] Gretzky, if [Dave] Semenko was there?! Do you think he’d do this against [Steve] Yzerman if [Bob] Probert was there?! NO! That’s what I’m trying to tell you, he wouldn’t do that stuff!"

"You people that come here... you love our way of life, you love our milk and honey, at least you can pay a couple bucks for a poppy or something like that... These guys paid for your way of life that you enjoy in Canada, these guys paid the biggest price."

"We've done all that we can do."

"We're going to oooooovertime."

"By the final OF..."

"Going against the grain."

"Alongside my tag team partner [Keith Olbermann/Kenny Mayne], I'm merely Dan Patrick."

"He's listed as day to day, but, then again, aren't we all?"

"It's a cowhide joyride!"

"Cherokee! I already have a watch!"

"And now that we've met our contestants, let's play."

"HR dot com!"

"Not many guys can get away with an outfit like that, but he can."

"Now to the third quarter, because the highlights are better there."

"Defense wins championships!"

"He visits the bird sanctuary."

"Freeze it!"

"Goodbye. Game over. Drive home safely."

"BRRRRRRNG!"

"Do you wanna play with fire, scarecrow?"

"I'd like to see it again, please."

"It's the Big Show..."

"That's why they don't play games on paper. They play them inside television sets. Let's go to the highlights."

"When SportsCenter does an about face..."

"Soft as church music."

"[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots."

"NOTHING but the bottom of the [net/cup]!"

"The WHIIIIFFFF! (or The WHIIII... on check swings)"

"Gives him the high cheese."

"You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him."

"(Dare I say) En fuego. (originally delivered as El fuego)"

"...the kiiissss!"

"With a sweet kiss, off the glass..."

"...with the kiss!"

"Onions! Double Order!"

"Send it in, Jerome!"

"Give it to the big fella!"