"Narrator: Well, things were about to get ugly. If Shrek and Fiona didn't kiss before midnight, they would be transformed back into ogre form. But what do you know? Those crazy kids decided to go for the ugly. Love can make you do some pretty strange things. If you don't like awkward kissing scenes, then turn your head."

"Shrek: Now that's more like it. You're beautiful."

"Fiona: And you are truly handsome, Shrek."

"Fairy Godmother: Oh nooooooo! Why? Why? Why?"

"King Harold: Aaaah, I think my carriage is double-parked."

"Fairy Godmother: You're not going anywhere, you incompetent little toad!"

"King Harold: Ribbitt."

"Fiona: Hey, toots, you can't zap my father like that! I will never marry your son!"

"Shrek: Looks like we got our happily ever after without your help."

"Fairy Godmother: AARGH!!!!!!"

"Shrek: Guess you underestimated us."

"Fairy Godmother: The only things I underestimated were trolls and elves. If you want something evil done right you have to do it your evil self."

"Prince Charming: How about this for your happily ever after? What's the matter? Not a troll fan?"

"Donkey: Yeah! It's about time we kicked this dork to the curb. Or to the tree. Whatever."

"Fairy Godmother: That's it! I'm sending you straight to the glue factory."

"Fairy Godmother: What do ya know? I can be beaten."

"Donkey: I'm gonna need a whole box of tissues."

"Puss in Boots: Ah, lovers make the world go round."

"Magic Mirror: Well, Shrek and Fiona got their happily ever after all. Now put down the controller and go outside to play. We're done. Really. It's over. That is all. Folks."

"Narrator: Once upon a time there was an ogre named Shrek who found and married his true love, Princess Fiona. After returning from their honeymoon, they found that their friend Donkey has moved in and taken care of their home. Worst of all, he would not leave them alone. It was then that they received an invitation to a kingdom Far Far Away. Princess Fiona's parents were throwing a royal ball in honor of her "Happily Ever After" and were anxious to meet her new husband. Nervous and with some hesitation, Shrek reluctantly agreed to go to Far Far Away."

"Shrek: We are ready to leave for Far Far Away. Where is Donkey?"

"Princess Fiona: I don't know, he went looking for Dragon two hours ago. Would you go look for him?"

"Shrek: Look for him? I'd rather leave him behind!"

"Princess Fiona: Don't be so grumpy."

"Shrek: Oh alright, I'll go look after Donkey!"

"Princess Fiona: Don't worry, Shrek, I am sure my parents will love you to pieces."

"Shrek: Do you know where Donkey is?"

"Mice: No, but I heard some strange growling noises. I would be careful if I were you."

"Leprechaun: It's time for a mini-game! How many times can you bounce a mouse?"

"Pig: It seems peasants won't stop trying to run you out of your swamp."

"Shrek: Yeah, although I wonder who gave them enchanted pumpkin seeds?"

"Pig: Maybe there is a magic fairy that really has it in for ogres."

"Shrek: That's ridiculous. Donkey is not in this part of the swamp. Where can he be?"

"Donkey: Why can't I find Dragon? Did she get mad and leave? Maybe if I keep looking. Who are you?"

"Leprechaun: I am the Leprechaun. If you can get a good score playing my mini-game I will give you a prize. Let's see how many times you can bounce on the platform."

"Gingy: Fairies slow your fall if you hold down when you jump."

"Donkey: Why do I keep finding gold coins?"

"Mice: Those gold coins were stolen from the Leprechaun. People say that they are scattered all over the land."

"Donkey: What happens if we find them all?"

"Mice: That's for you to find out."

"Pig 2: My brother thought he was clever by hiding his house key up here. You can "Equip" it."

"Pinocchio: Watch out, Donkey! There are some peasants up ahead who look dangerous."

"Donkey: I don't have to worry about peasants. They think I am a regular donkey. As long as they don't see someone they don't like, I should be able to beat them easily."

"Shrek: You are late! Where is Dragon?"