"There's just one thing - in every murder mystery and detective story I've ever read, the person they throw the most suspicion on is never the killer!"

"John Dilson — Charles Fraser"

"1,000 fingerprints, 25 suspects, ancient scrolls - What a case!"

"Minoru Chiaki — Kôji Kobayashi"

"Takashi Shimura — Kyohei Yamane-hakase"

"Setsuko Wakayama — Hidemi Yamaji"

"ANGURUS: Screaming its challenge of mortal combat... shooting 10,000 degree jets of flaming devastation!"

"GIGANTIS: Raging out of the bowels of the earth... a hundred tons of hell and fire to ravage and destroy!"

"Hiroshi Koizumi — Shoichi Tsukioka"

"NOTHING LIKE IT EVER BEFORE!"

"THEY'RE BOTH ALIVE! Not one but TWO of the most terrifying creatures ever loosed on man"

"THE FANTASTIC WAR OF THE FIRE MONSTERS!"

"Paul Whitehouse — Thackery"

"Frank Welker — The Bandersnatch"

"Alan Rickman (1946–2016)"

"Matt Vogel — Wilkins"

"Michael Sheen — McTwisp"

"Timothy Spall — Bayard"

"Shoichi Tsukioka: Kobayashi...we beat Godzilla for you."

"Barbara Windsor — Mally"

"Richard Armitage — King Oleron"

"Hattie Morahan — Queen Elsemere"

"Andrew Scott — Dr. Bennett"

"Alan Rickman — Absolem"

"Geraldine James — Lady Ascot"

"Ed Speleers — Mr. Harcourt"

"Stephen Fry — Chessur"

"Shoichi Tsukioka: Trying to please a woman is like swimming the ocean!"

"Rhys Ifans — Mr. Hightopp"

"Helena Bonham Carter — Iracebeth"

"Matt Lucas — Tweedledee & Tweedledum"

"Sacha Baron Cohen — Time"

"Mia Wasikowska — Alice Kingsleigh"

"Johnny Depp — Hatter Tarrant Hightopp"

"Lindsay Duncan — Mrs. Kingsleigh"

"Anne Hathaway — Mirana"

"NO ONE LOVES ME!!"

"Absolem: You've been gone too long, Alice, and he will be gone before long."

"Roasting Anything In Its Path!"

"Leo Bill — Lord Hamish Ascot"

"Revenge is mine!"

"Oh, Alice, you always were an irksome, slurvish, interrupting thing. When I get back, I shall have the heads of all of your friends. And then I shall have your head. Ta-ta!"

"Time: [German accent] Stupid me-shaped corridor."

"[as Mr. Hightopp tries to fit the crown on top of her head] Put it on my head. You're making me look stupid. Get on with it! You incompetent imbecile!"

"It's about the Hatter. Tarrant Hightopp. He's a great friend of mine, and recently, he's convinced that his long-deceased family is still alive. Well, of course, his family can't really be alive because you see, the Jabberwocky killed the family on Horunvendush Day, and I killed the Jabberwocky on Frabjous Day, and I'd like your permission to please borrow the Chronosphere. It's imperative that… [Time: Ah. The Chronosphere.]"

"Hatter is my truest friend. If he's in need, I'll help him. No matter what. [The others cheer for her]"

"I WANT HER HEAD!!!"

"Ignorant peasants."

"The next person who laughs will never laugh again!"

"I hate you! I... hate... you... ALL!!!!!"