"Inspector Shrink: Pleasure – the inevitable byproduct of our civilization. A new world – the only preoccupation will be: how to amuse itself. The tragedy of your time, my young friends, is that you may get exactly what you want."

"I. J. Jefferson - Lady Pleasure"

"Victor Mature - The Big Victor"

"June Fairchild - The Jumper"

"Teri Garr - Testy True"

"Toni Basil - 'Daddy's Song' Dancer"

"Bob Rafelson - Himself"

"Jack Nicholson - Movie Director in Restaurant"

"Interviewee: Are you telling me that you don't see the connection between government and laughing at people?"

"Lee Kolima - Guard"

"Michael Nesmith - Mike"

"Mark Hadlow as Robert the Hedgehog, Heidi the Hippo, Barry the Bulldog and Chorus Girl #3."

"Danny Mulheron as Heidi the Hippo. (body only)"

"Hell hath no fury like a hippo with a machine gun."

"Puppet spunk hits the fan!"

"From the creator of "Bad Taste", comes a movie with no taste at all!"

"Soldier gopher: Chúng ta không được để những điều nhỏ nhặt khát vọng tư sản nhuốm màu sư phạm xã hội chủ nghĩa. Cải cách là kẻ thù của cuộc cách mạng. ("We must not let petty bourgeois aspirations taint socialist pedagogy. Reform is the enemy of revolution.")"

"Guppy: Is something the matter, Mr. Bletch?"

"Abi: Please, do not interrupt me. I am traveling on the astral plane."

"Educator gopher: Tôi vẫn nói rằng doanh nghiệp tư nhân là chấp nhận được ở cấp làng cung cấp nó được kiểm soát chặt chẽ bởi bên. ("I still say that private enterprise is acceptable at a village level, providing it is strictly controlled by the party.")"

"Trevor: I've heard better singing from a mongoose with throat cancer."

"Educator gopher: Thời gian học lại cho bọn đế quốc phát xít. ("Re-education time for fascist imperialists.")"

"Educator gopher: (pointing Chuck, Wynyard, and Jim to a blackboard that says "Lyndon Johnson is very bad egg") You... read... You... read."

"Welcome to the Jungle."

"Eat lead, you man-stealing slut!"

"Peter Vere-Jones as Bletch the Walrus, Arthur the Worm, The Baker, Newspaper Mouse and the Announcer."

"Soldier gopher: Bỏ vũ khí xuống và giơ tay lên những con chó chạy theo chủ nghĩa xét lại. ("Drop your weapons and put your hands up revisionist running dogs.")"

"Oh, shit! I was just about to pop my cookies!"

"[last words before his death] Oh, shit!"

"Sex, drugs and soft toys."

"Donna Akersten as Lucille the Poodle, Samantha the Cat, Dorothy the Sheep, Female Rabbit #1, Chorus Girl #2 and Fitness Tape Voice."

"Brian Sergent as Wynyard the Frog, Trevor the Rat, F. W. Fly, Jim the Frog, Chuck the Frog, The Spider and the Vietnamese Gophers."

"Fane Flaws as Musician Frog."

"Stuart Devenie as Sebastian the Fox, Dr. Quack the Duck, Madame Bovine, Sandy the Chicken, Cedric the Warthog, Seymour the Elechicken, Mr. Big the Whale, Female Rabbit #2 and Chorus Girl #1."

"Mark Wright as Sid the Elephant, The Masked Masochist, Louie the Dog, Guppy the Fish, Poodle, Snake bartender, Crab and Chorus Girl #4."

"Jason Biggs – Mr Spines"

"Katie Holmes – Darlene Mills"

"She thought she was a rebel...Until she met a real one."

"Michael Caine – General Anton Vincent"

"Odeya Rush – Tatiana Mills"

"Seth Green – Dr Charles Seaver"

"Sometimes I wish I could be a lesbian, you know? Like, I have spent my whole life chasing men, like they're gonna come in and fix all my problems. They're men. I mean, think about it. There are no girl rapists or serial killers... except for that chick they made a movie about, but that doesn't count, 'cause she looked like a dude."

"Tell her you're sick. You will learn far more from me than you will learn from the US education system."

"I'm a rebel, and I go on until someone stops me."

"He is a Dictator. She is a rebel. What could go wrong?"

"A funny look at people who will do anything to get famous... or stay famous."

"Andre Gregory - John Papadakis"

"Frank Licari - Camera Man"

"Jeffrey Wright - Greg"

"Tony Darrow - Moving Man"